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Old 04-28-2015, 09:50 AM   #1
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Jon Jones UFC hit and run. Breaks pregnant lady's arm



Anyone else following this story? He just had a dui a while ago. Now he's hit a pregnant lady with his car and broke her arm. Then he fled the scene, only to come back a few minutes later to grab a bag of cash he left behind. What a fool. He'll get jail time for this one.
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Old 04-28-2015, 09:57 AM   #2
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I am pretty sure when the judge asks him how you wishes to plea, you will get an answer similar to:

"Din do nuffin..."
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like most fighters, he's an emotional and psychological wreck.
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Old 04-28-2015, 10:00 AM   #4
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I am pretty sure when the judge asks him how you wishes to plea, you will get an answer similar to:

"Din do nuffin..."
Maybe he can get Bruce Buffer to announce it for him. "Didnnnnnn't.......Doooooooooo.................... ..... Nuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnss ssssssss"
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Old 04-28-2015, 10:19 AM   #5
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Anyone else following this story? He just had a dui a while ago. Now he's hit a pregnant lady with his car and broke her arm. Then he fled the scene, only to come back a few minutes later to grab a bag of cash he left behind. What a fool. He'll get jail time for this one.
I'm sure he grabbed his coke too, and probably waited to turn himself in til it was all out of his system.

Can't stand him.
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What an idiot
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Old 04-28-2015, 06:24 PM   #7
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Maybe he can get Bruce Buffer to announce it for him. "Didnnnnnn't.......Doooooooooo.................... ..... Nuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnss ssssssss"
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LOL hahaha
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Maybe he can get Bruce Buffer to announce it for him. "Didnnnnnn't.......Doooooooooo.................... ..... Nuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnss ssssssss"
oh wow
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