A man has a 25 inch long penis
 

And he thinks it is way too big, and he looks for ways to make it smaller. One day, he finds out about a witch in the woods who can solve his problem.

When he went to the witch, she told him to look for a frog by the stream and ask the frog to have sex with him. The frog will say no, and his penis will shrink by five inches.

He goes to the frog, and asks him, "will you have sex with me?" The frog said "no!" and his penis shrunk by five inches.

He thought this was great and asked again, "will you have sex with me?" The frog again said "no!" and his penis shrunk by five inches.

The man was very pleased and thought his penis was still a little too big. He decided to ask the frog one last time, "will you have sex with me?"

"How many times do I have to tell you? No! No! No!"

edit: .

its big enough to fuckhimself

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

It's a curse having a huge cock

Well ask your boyfriend not to be so rough with you next time/

A man does not have a penis. A man does not have a name. A man is no one.

In the end he's pretty much screwed, good luck hooking up with princesses in the fairy tale land with that stump.:2 cents:

This needed me before going to bed

He is the new Caitlin Jenner

the story without reading :thumbsup

personally prefer the story told as



A guy with a 25 inch penis asked to God ...
Guy: My penis is too long. I can't live life like this.
God: Go to the pond near your home and ask the frog there to marry you. You'll lose 5 inches of your penis if she says "NO"
Guy proposed to the frog and she said "No". He lost 5 inches. He tried it again and he lost 5 more inches when she repeated "NO". He thought to himself, "15 inches is still a bit too much. 10" should be ideal." So he went to to the frog again.
Guy: Will you marry me?
Frog: OMG, How many times do I tell you!! "NO! NO! NO!!! Go AWAY!"


rather than with a witch & all that.. "in god we trust" :winkwink:

What's truly sad is you utterly fail to comprehend how truly desperate each and every one of your spammy posts makes you appear.

:1orglaugh and you couldn't have said that to the op posting nearly 10 posts today, some full of the same shit that comes from your mouth :1orglaugh

How's saying I've read other versions of this joke spam? You twat :1orglaugh :321GFY :thumbsup

GFY will throw a party the day your sorry spammy ass finds the exit door.

Then in your spare time you can write a novella about the experience of hanging out on an industry forum where you're universally disliked...but won't leave 'cuz there's plenty of spam in that can.

reading is overrated :thumbsup

As bad as DV told it, it was still better than hers. She acts like she is telling it to a bunch of chicks that can't do basic math.

I didn't think you would understand

Not very funny.

The version above's slightly funnier & easier to read tbh Paul.

You nearly made me spit my coffee :1orglaugh

I know

So true

At the end of the day all it does it put people off wanting to promote Gary's latest shitty site. Then in a few months he will post asking why no one wants to promote it and why he gets sod all sales.

Oh well.

he he he