A man has a 25 inch long penis - GoFuckYourself.com

DVTimes · 05-13-2016, 11:04 AM

And he thinks it is way too big, and he looks for ways to make it smaller. One day, he finds out about a witch in the woods who can solve his problem.

When he went to the witch, she told him to look for a frog by the stream and ask the frog to have sex with him. The frog will say no, and his penis will shrink by five inches.

He goes to the frog, and asks him, "will you have sex with me?" The frog said "no!" and his penis shrunk by five inches.

He thought this was great and asked again, "will you have sex with me?" The frog again said "no!" and his penis shrunk by five inches.

The man was very pleased and thought his penis was still a little too big. He decided to ask the frog one last time, "will you have sex with me?"

"How many times do I have to tell you? No! No! No!"

Colmike9 · 05-13-2016, 11:08 AM

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romeo22 · 05-13-2016, 11:30 AM

its big enough to fuckhimself

JFK · 05-13-2016, 12:11 PM

Spunky · 05-13-2016, 02:14 PM

It's a curse having a huge cock

DVTimes · 05-13-2016, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

It's a curse having a huge cock

Well ask your boyfriend not to be so rough with you next time/

fistinface · 05-13-2016, 02:21 PM

A man does not have a penis. A man does not have a name. A man is no one.

DraX · 05-13-2016, 02:31 PM

In the end he's pretty much screwed, good luck hooking up with princesses in the fairy tale land with that stump.

Sednub997 · 05-13-2016, 02:53 PM

This needed me before going to bed

Hannes · 05-13-2016, 04:06 PM

He is the new Caitlin Jenner

NatalieK · 05-13-2016, 04:17 PM

the story without reading

NatalieK · 05-13-2016, 04:18 PM

personally prefer the story told as

A guy with a 25 inch penis asked to God ...
Guy: My penis is too long. I can't live life like this.
God: Go to the pond near your home and ask the frog there to marry you. You'll lose 5 inches of your penis if she says "NO"
Guy proposed to the frog and she said "No". He lost 5 inches. He tried it again and he lost 5 more inches when she repeated "NO". He thought to himself, "15 inches is still a bit too much. 10" should be ideal." So he went to to the frog again.
Guy: Will you marry me?
Frog: OMG, How many times do I tell you!! "NO! NO! NO!!! Go AWAY!"

rather than with a witch & all that.. "in god we trust"

SilentKnight · 05-13-2016, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

personally prefer the story told as

A guy with a 25 inch penis asked to God ...
Guy: My penis is too long. I can't live life like this.
God: Go to the pond near your home and ask the frog there to marry you. You'll lose 5 inches of your penis if she says "NO"
Guy proposed to the frog and she said "No". He lost 5 inches. He tried it again and he lost 5 more inches when she repeated "NO". He thought to himself, "15 inches is still a bit too much. 10" should be ideal." So he went to to the frog again.
Guy: Will you marry me?
Frog: OMG, How many times do I tell you!! "NO! NO! NO!!! Go AWAY!"

rather than with a witch & all that.. "in god we trust"

What's truly sad is you utterly fail to comprehend how truly desperate each and every one of your spammy posts makes you appear.

NatalieK · 05-13-2016, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

What's truly sad is you utterly fail to comprehend how truly desperate each and every one of your spammy posts makes you appear.

and you couldn't have said that to the op posting nearly 10 posts today, some full of the same shit that comes from your mouth

How's saying I've read other versions of this joke spam? You twat

SilentKnight · 05-13-2016, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions

and you couldn't have said that to the op posting nearly 10 posts today, some full of the same shit that comes from your mouth

How's saying I've read other versions of this joke spam? You twat

GFY will throw a party the day your sorry spammy ass finds the exit door.

Then in your spare time you can write a novella about the experience of hanging out on an industry forum where you're universally disliked...but won't leave 'cuz there's plenty of spam in that can.

ErectMedia · 05-13-2016, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

the story without reading

reading is overrated

baddog · 05-13-2016, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions

the story without reading

As bad as DV told it, it was still better than hers. She acts like she is telling it to a bunch of chicks that can't do basic math.

Spunky · 05-13-2016, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes

Well ask your boyfriend not to be so rough with you next time/

I didn't think you would understand

Paul Markham · 05-13-2016, 10:52 PM

Not very funny.

NatalieK · 05-14-2016, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions

A guy with a 25 inch penis asked to God ...
Guy: My penis is too long. I can't live life like this.
God: Go to the pond near your home and ask the frog there to marry you. You'll lose 5 inches of your penis if she says "NO"
Guy proposed to the frog and she said "No". He lost 5 inches. He tried it again and he lost 5 more inches when she repeated "NO". He thought to himself, "15 inches is still a bit too much. 10" should be ideal." So he went to to the frog again.
Guy: Will you marry me?
Frog: OMG, How many times do I tell you!! "NO! NO! NO!!! Go AWAY!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Not very funny.

The version above's slightly funnier & easier to read tbh Paul.

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

She acts like she is telling it to a bunch of chicks that can't do basic math.

You nearly made me spit my coffee

DVTimes · 05-14-2016, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

What's truly sad is you utterly fail to comprehend how truly desperate each and every one of your spammy posts makes you appear.

I know

So true

At the end of the day all it does it put people off wanting to promote Gary's latest shitty site. Then in a few months he will post asking why no one wants to promote it and why he gets sod all sales.

Oh well.

DVTimes · 05-14-2016, 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

GFY will throw a party the day your sorry spammy ass finds the exit door.

Then in your spare time you can write a novella about the experience of hanging out on an industry forum where you're universally disliked...but won't leave 'cuz there's plenty of spam in that can.

he he he

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