Finish this sentence ...
 

I woke up this morning and .... (Finish the Sentence)

Bladewire was lying again.

and I had shat the bed as usual?

and i got myself a beer

..smacked my gf's ass before getting out of bed, ate a cookie in the kitchen, got dressed and went out for a cup of coffee.

enjoyed an orgasm :thumbsup

... I was amazed that I was still alive.

... I wanked off and took a piss. :stoned

Stopped dreaming

Good one :thumbsup

Fed my cat and farted a couple times until I went to the bathroom

hopped in the shower, dropped the top on the vette and did my day.

I woke up this morning and my boner twitched

I woke up this morning and ....went for a thirty mile bike ride.

Long ride to work on your huffy 10 speed is it? :1orglaugh I wish I wasn't too buzzed to find the picture.

I don't understand your obsession with the black man

.. and went back to sleep. I don't get out of bed till 5 pm.

day sleeper :winkwink:

Yup, back when I did the factory job I always did 2nd shift (3-11 pm) then go drinking after work. I'm not a morning person.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DkZbWfIUwAAoZCB.jpg

what a great day

doing 40 min on the rowing machine :thumbsup

logged in to gfy to comment in this stupid thread and hate myself now.

checked how much i made.

. . . “Another day, another sorry state.”

... about noon... just thought that I had to be in Compton soon

Yo mamma!

:1orglaugh

Got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head...

Bob Hoskins

I'm still asleep and surfing GFY while sleepwalking.

smoked a blunt:pimp

... took a dehydrated piss.

...so did many more white men.

Love that feeling . . .

and began my day with this song: