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Old 08-11-2018, 04:37 AM   #1
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Old 08-11-2018, 05:34 AM   #2
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Old 08-11-2018, 05:35 AM   #3
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Old 08-11-2018, 06:24 AM   #4
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Old 08-11-2018, 06:40 AM   #5
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..smacked my gf's ass before getting out of bed, ate a cookie in the kitchen, got dressed and went out for a cup of coffee.
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Old 08-11-2018, 03:47 PM   #7
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Old 08-11-2018, 07:03 PM   #8
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Old 08-11-2018, 07:49 PM   #9
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Old 08-11-2018, 08:14 PM   #10
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Old 08-11-2018, 10:11 PM   #11
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Old 08-11-2018, 10:14 PM   #12
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Old 08-11-2018, 10:35 PM   #13
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Old 08-11-2018, 10:45 PM   #14
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Old 08-11-2018, 10:57 PM   #15
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Long ride to work on your huffy 10 speed is it? I wish I wasn't too buzzed to find the picture.
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Old 08-12-2018, 12:15 AM   #16
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Old 08-12-2018, 12:29 AM   #17
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.. and went back to sleep. I don't get out of bed till 5 pm.
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Old 08-12-2018, 01:10 AM   #19
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Old 08-12-2018, 04:54 AM   #21
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Old 08-13-2018, 06:58 PM   #25
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