If your girlfriend doesn't cut your toenails..
 

She doesn't love you...

What a way to find out...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . . or she doesnt burst your pimples.

I don't understand why girls do that, I fucking hate it lol

Or if she doesn't offer gf for a 3some

When I get mine cut by a chiropodist, because I cunt reach them, does that make me a cheat who is visiting a prostitute?

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:1orglaugh
True story...
Yes she does my toenails...
As compensation she wants 2 icescreams...
Does that count as love or is it exchange of goods?:helpme

That’s my new line if I ever post a personal ad: “must be willing to cut my toenails to prove your love.”

I’m screaming like I’m being tortured during my podiatrist visits. I can’t think of a living person who’d want to do that without being paid.

An ex once had a pimple on his back and asked me to pop it. I offered to hold a hot compress against it only. Guess that proves that I didn’t truly love him.

no way would I put that in a personal ad cause it screams I'm too fat to reach my toes so you must be willing to cut my toenails