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09-05-2019, 08:52 AM
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WIFE CHANGING MONEY
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If your girlfriend doesn't cut your toenails..
She doesn't love you...
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09-05-2019, 09:03 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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What a way to find out...
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09-05-2019, 10:01 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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 . . . or she doesnt burst your pimples.
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09-05-2019, 11:03 AM
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09-05-2019, 11:08 AM
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Or if she doesn't offer gf for a 3some
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09-05-2019, 11:23 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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When I get mine cut by a chiropodist, because I cunt reach them, does that make me a cheat who is visiting a prostitute?
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09-05-2019, 02:22 PM
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Stay tuned for the next episode, "If your girlfriend doesn't enjoy you pooping with the door open, she doesn't love you."
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09-05-2019, 02:46 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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09-05-2019, 03:36 PM
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Sieg Hi!
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True story... Yes she does my toenails... As compensation she wants 2 icescreams... Does that count as love or is it exchange of goods? 
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09-05-2019, 05:04 PM
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Slowly dying
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That’s my new line if I ever post a personal ad: “must be willing to cut my toenails to prove your love.”
I’m screaming like I’m being tortured during my podiatrist visits. I can’t think of a living person who’d want to do that without being paid. An ex once had a pimple on his back and asked me to pop it. I offered to hold a hot compress against it only. Guess that proves that I didn’t truly love him.
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09-05-2019, 09:21 PM
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So Fucking Fabulous
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