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ilnjscb 10-06-2019 04:33 PM

I have a $600,000 budget for a project
 
BUT.....

Has to be badass coders, able to code interfaces from ground up, no templates, etc
Has to be good with data, integrating various disparate feeds
Has to do SAS style maybe 50k$/m after completion (they can host until bills are paid)
Has to stay on board and be responsive for at least a year

Any ideas on this? I have 10 proposals but the SAS part is difficult on a project this big

Mainstream

I think it takes 2000 hours or less but John Carmack could do it in a month.

Help me with ideas please

Brad Mitchell 10-06-2019 08:07 PM

We can certainly help with an inexpensive dev environment. Have you spoken to Quantox for a proposal?

Brad

TMM_John 10-06-2019 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22539781)
BUT.....

Has to be badass coders, able to code interfaces from ground up, no templates, etc
Has to be good with data, integrating various disparate feeds
Has to do SAS style maybe 50k$/m after completion (they can host until bills are paid)
Has to stay on board and be responsive for at least a year

Any ideas on this? I have 10 proposals but the SAS part is difficult on a project this big

Mainstream

I think it takes 2000 hours or less but John Carmack could do it in a month.

Help me with ideas please

Send me over a skype @ JohnA1078, would love to chat about it and get some further details.

ilnjscb 10-06-2019 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell (Post 22539856)
We can certainly help with an inexpensive dev environment. Have you spoken to Quantox for a proposal?

Brad

I haven't but I'll look them up

Quote:

Originally Posted by TMM_John (Post 22539884)
Send me over a skype @ JohnA1078, would love to chat about it and get some further details.

I'll add you this week

Mr Pheer 10-06-2019 11:26 PM

Hit me up, I can help you go over budget.

ilnjscb 10-06-2019 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22539892)
Hit me up, I can help you go over budget.

Why would I want to go over budget? I need to stay within budget














:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ilnjscb 10-06-2019 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22539892)
Hit me up, I can help you go over budget.

Thanks man I'll connect

Mr Pheer 10-06-2019 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22539894)
Why would I want to go over budget? I need to stay within budget

Because party in Las Vegas. Over budget and beyond time allotted, we do NASA style.

ilnjscb 10-06-2019 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 22539897)
Because party in Las Vegas. Over budget and beyond time allotted, we do NASA style.

I'm 100% on board man!

Klen 10-07-2019 12:39 AM

For some reason your post sounds more like trolling then real request lol

ilnjscb 10-07-2019 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 22539915)
For some reason your post sounds more like trolling then real request lol

Why? If you'd seen the shit I waded through last two weeks trying to get a developer. I've talked to people in Reston, Hyperabad, Manila, Frankfurt, NYC, Boston and for fuck's sake New Jersey.

I'm very very serious, but I'm not going to pass an opportunity for some humor on GFY.

If you have any real ideas about it let's talk, and you can assess my motives and report them here if you think I'm less than committed.

Biggie Smalls Web Writing 10-07-2019 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell (Post 22539856)
We can certainly help with an inexpensive dev environment. Have you spoken to Quantox for a proposal?

Brad

Quantox can help for sure :thumbsup

Klen 10-07-2019 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22539929)
Why? If you'd seen the shit I waded through last two weeks trying to get a developer. I've talked to people in Reston, Hyperabad, Manila, Frankfurt, NYC, Boston and for fuck's sake New Jersey.

I'm very very serious, but I'm not going to pass an opportunity for some humor on GFY.

If you have any real ideas about it let's talk, and you can assess my motives and report them here if you think I'm less than committed.

You can hit me on skype if you want to discuss it further so i can give you more ideas on what to do.

ilnjscb 10-07-2019 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 22539938)
You can hit me on skype if you want to discuss it further so i can give you more ideas on what to do.

send to the info@ address?

Klen 10-07-2019 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22539940)
send to the info@ address?

Yes you can send skype id to that address.

CurrentlySober 10-07-2019 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22539929)
If you'd seen the shit I waded through last two weeks...

I would be very interested in seeing that :upsidedow

Pics or video?

ilnjscb 10-07-2019 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22539951)
I would be very interested in seeing that :upsidedow

Pics or video?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ilnjscb 10-07-2019 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 22539941)
Yes you can send skype id to that address.

Sent :thumbsup:thumbsup

ilnjscb 10-07-2019 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TMM_John (Post 22539884)
Send me over a skype @ JohnA1078, would love to chat about it and get some further details.

Sent :thumbsup:thumbsup

faperoni 10-08-2019 01:37 AM

I can do it in a month. I have lots of experience with apis/feeds and building sites from scratch.

Skype: mudfck

ilnjscb 10-08-2019 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by faperoni (Post 22540526)
I can do it in a month. I have lots of experience with apis/feeds and building sites from scratch.

Skype: mudfck

Mainstream right? data feeds from disparate APIs into a normalized data source ... real time? Design, code both client and server side? Defenses, mailing, logins, in-network functionality, roles, multiple interfaces, etc?

Nevertheless, I have skyped you

ilnjscb 10-08-2019 04:36 PM

@KlenTelaris just spent 1.5 hours helping me with my outlines - great guy. Thanks man.

Idigmygirls 10-08-2019 08:09 PM

I just sent you PM

punk-asss 10-08-2019 08:28 PM

I thought coding was cheap. Spending $600,000 on it is close to impossible.

ilnjscb 10-08-2019 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by punk-asss (Post 22541047)
I thought coding was cheap. Spending $600,000 on it is close to impossible.

There's a lot required here

jiguideveloper 10-08-2019 11:08 PM

Hit me on Skype @ perfectjigar and we get some further details

ilnjscb 10-09-2019 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jiguideveloper (Post 22541088)
Hit me on Skype @ perfectjigar and we get some further details

that skype id doesn't come up for me - pm me an email and I'll send mine

CaptainHowdy 10-09-2019 01:59 PM

Donate a small porcentage to the CaptainHowdy Beer Fund just for good luck . . .

ilnjscb 10-09-2019 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22541549)
Donate a small porcentage to the CaptainHowdy Beer Fund just for good luck . . .

How about after we get it rolled out we'll have a party

Fundamently 10-09-2019 06:07 PM

Badass coders... Check!

We have:

Full-Stack developer with 10 years of professional experience that specializes in API development, data processing, query/database optimization and integrating complex API providers such as (AdWords, Analytics, Instagram, Pinterest, Bing, Yahoo, and so on).

Passionate Web developer/Web designer focused on Webdesign, Front-End development & user experience with 10 years of experience.

Email me at: Peter /@/ Fundamently.com and lets discuss the details about the project and its scope to see if we are a good match for your needs.

Kindest Regards

Peter
CEO - Fundamently.com

ilnjscb 10-09-2019 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fundamently (Post 22541649)
Badass coders... Check!

We have:

Full-Stack developer with 10 years of professional experience that specializes in API development, data processing, query/database optimization and integrating complex API providers such as (AdWords, Analytics, Instagram, Pinterest, Bing, Yahoo, and so on).

Passionate Web developer/Web designer focused on Webdesign, Front-End development & user experience with 10 years of experience.

Email me at: Peter /@/ Fundamently.com and lets discuss the details about the project and its scope to see if we are a good match for your needs.

Kindest Regards

Peter
CEO - Fundamently.com

Emailed welcome to GFY Peter

GAMEFINEST 10-09-2019 08:09 PM

serious business

dig420 10-09-2019 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TMM_John (Post 22539884)
Send me over a skype @ JohnA1078, would love to chat about it and get some further details.

This is the man who can do it, and HAS been doing it for years.

ilnjscb 10-09-2019 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST (Post 22541701)
serious business

I'm hoping to get development started soon. It's a big project though.

Manfap 10-10-2019 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fundamently (Post 22541649)
Passionate Web developer/Web designer focused on Webdesign, Front-End development & user experience with 10 years of experience.


Your website is a default evanto theme, running on an out of date WP install (5.0.6)
There are cross-site scripting bugs that were addressed back in March.

If I was aiming to get dev/design work. I'd put my own site front and centre, showing what I could do and making sure if was fully up to date.

Cendent 10-10-2019 03:20 AM

Message me on skype might be able to help, live:josh.pendergrass

MatureKing 10-10-2019 03:23 AM

Does anybody have idea how to get 600 000 for my fucking project?

jiguideveloper 10-10-2019 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22541467)
that skype id doesn't come up for me - pm me an email and I'll send mine

I just sent you PM.

CaptainHowdy 10-10-2019 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22541566)
How about after we get it rolled out we'll have a party

If its about otium I'm all in :thumbsup . . .

sarettah 10-10-2019 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MatureKing (Post 22541806)
Does anybody have idea how to get 600 000 for my fucking project?

1. Email/skype ilnjscb for current project details.
2. Convine ilnjscb that you are the one to do project.
3. Get ilnjscb to pay you full project fees up front.

Voila, you now have $600k for your project. :thumbsup

.

nikki99 10-10-2019 08:35 AM

send them to my BTC wallet :thumbsup

Holy Damage 10-11-2019 09:28 AM

I am, a lazy coder and you know... like Bill Gates said once

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”

probably is not even Bill Gates, but I'm too lazy now to search for

ilnjscb 10-11-2019 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holy Damage (Post 22542451)
I am, a lazy coder and you know... like Bill Gates said once

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”

probably is not even Bill Gates, but I'm too lazy now to search for

There is only room for 3 lazy roles on this project and I have assigned myself all of them. I'm already behind on SLAs - I'm not bragging, or flexing my lazy cred, it's just the truth.

sarettah 10-11-2019 01:55 PM

Sent you a pm yesterday.

.

JesseQuinn 10-11-2019 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22542554)
Sent you a pm yesterday

if you get to work with Sarettah you are lucky

Fundamently 10-11-2019 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 22541776)
Your website is a default evanto theme, running on an out of date WP install (5.0.6)
There are cross-site scripting bugs that were addressed back in March.

If I was aiming to get dev/design work. I'd put my own site front and centre, showing what I could do and making sure if was fully up to date.

Hi Manfap,

Yep, its a simple quick & dirty Wordpress site that we put up when we started the company. It was a choice between having a simple site or no site at all. We have been too busy doing work for clients and we rather focus our precious developer hours getting things done for our clients than doing a fancy website with all the bells & whistles.

Don't get me wrong, we definitely will create a real website in the near future that truly shows what we can do. I'm totally with you on putting up a site that shows what we could do :thumbsup

jiguideveloper 10-11-2019 10:07 PM

Skype request sent

PornDude 10-12-2019 05:23 AM

Good luck to you. Whatever you are planning to do :)

Brian mike 10-12-2019 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 22541776)
Your website is a default evanto theme, running on an out of date WP install (5.0.6)
There are cross-site scripting bugs that were addressed back in March.

If I was aiming to get dev/design work. I'd put my own site front and centre, showing what I could do and making sure if was fully up to date.

OUCH............:2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fundamently (Post 22542652)
Hi Manfap,

Yep, its a simple quick & dirty Wordpress site that we put up when we started the company. It was a choice between having a simple site or no site at all. We have been too busy doing work for clients and we rather focus our precious developer hours getting things done for our clients than doing a fancy website with all the bells & whistles.

Don't get me wrong, we definitely will create a real website in the near future that truly shows what we can do. I'm totally with you on putting up a site that shows what we could do :thumbsup

Never too late noone is perfect :)

ilnjscb 10-12-2019 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornDude (Post 22542791)
Good luck to you. Whatever you are planning to do :)

Thanks man


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