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ilnjscb · 10-06-2019, 04:33 PM

BUT.....

Has to be badass coders, able to code interfaces from ground up, no templates, etc
Has to be good with data, integrating various disparate feeds
Has to do SAS style maybe 50k$/m after completion (they can host until bills are paid)
Has to stay on board and be responsive for at least a year

Any ideas on this? I have 10 proposals but the SAS part is difficult on a project this big

Mainstream

I think it takes 2000 hours or less but John Carmack could do it in a month.

Help me with ideas please

Brad Mitchell · 10-06-2019, 08:07 PM

We can certainly help with an inexpensive dev environment. Have you spoken to Quantox for a proposal?

Brad

TMM_John · 10-06-2019, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb

BUT.....

Has to be badass coders, able to code interfaces from ground up, no templates, etc
Has to be good with data, integrating various disparate feeds
Has to do SAS style maybe 50k$/m after completion (they can host until bills are paid)
Has to stay on board and be responsive for at least a year

Any ideas on this? I have 10 proposals but the SAS part is difficult on a project this big

Mainstream

I think it takes 2000 hours or less but John Carmack could do it in a month.

Help me with ideas please

Send me over a skype @ JohnA1078, would love to chat about it and get some further details.

ilnjscb · 10-06-2019, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell

We can certainly help with an inexpensive dev environment. Have you spoken to Quantox for a proposal?

Brad

I haven't but I'll look them up

Quote:

Originally Posted by TMM_John

Send me over a skype @ JohnA1078, would love to chat about it and get some further details.

I'll add you this week

Mr Pheer · 10-06-2019, 11:26 PM

Hit me up, I can help you go over budget.

ilnjscb · 10-06-2019, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Hit me up, I can help you go over budget.

Why would I want to go over budget? I need to stay within budget

ilnjscb · 10-06-2019, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Hit me up, I can help you go over budget.

Thanks man I'll connect

Mr Pheer · 10-06-2019, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Why would I want to go over budget? I need to stay within budget

Because party in Las Vegas. Over budget and beyond time allotted, we do NASA style.

ilnjscb · 10-06-2019, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer

Because party in Las Vegas. Over budget and beyond time allotted, we do NASA style.

I'm 100% on board man!

Klen · 10-07-2019, 12:39 AM

For some reason your post sounds more like trolling then real request lol

ilnjscb · 10-07-2019, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

For some reason your post sounds more like trolling then real request lol

Why? If you'd seen the shit I waded through last two weeks trying to get a developer. I've talked to people in Reston, Hyperabad, Manila, Frankfurt, NYC, Boston and for fuck's sake New Jersey.

I'm very very serious, but I'm not going to pass an opportunity for some humor on GFY.

If you have any real ideas about it let's talk, and you can assess my motives and report them here if you think I'm less than committed.

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 10-07-2019, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad Mitchell

We can certainly help with an inexpensive dev environment. Have you spoken to Quantox for a proposal?

Brad

Quantox can help for sure

Klen · 10-07-2019, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

Why? If you'd seen the shit I waded through last two weeks trying to get a developer. I've talked to people in Reston, Hyperabad, Manila, Frankfurt, NYC, Boston and for fuck's sake New Jersey.

I'm very very serious, but I'm not going to pass an opportunity for some humor on GFY.

If you have any real ideas about it let's talk, and you can assess my motives and report them here if you think I'm less than committed.

You can hit me on skype if you want to discuss it further so i can give you more ideas on what to do.

ilnjscb · 10-07-2019, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

You can hit me on skype if you want to discuss it further so i can give you more ideas on what to do.

send to the info@ address?

Klen · 10-07-2019, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

send to the info@ address?

Yes you can send skype id to that address.

CurrentlySober · 10-07-2019, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

If you'd seen the shit I waded through last two weeks...

I would be very interested in seeing that

Pics or video?

ilnjscb · 10-07-2019, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I would be very interested in seeing that

Pics or video?

ilnjscb · 10-07-2019, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Yes you can send skype id to that address.

Sent

ilnjscb · 10-07-2019, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TMM_John

Send me over a skype @ JohnA1078, would love to chat about it and get some further details.

Sent

faperoni · 10-08-2019, 01:37 AM

I can do it in a month. I have lots of experience with apis/feeds and building sites from scratch.

Skype: mudfck

ilnjscb · 10-08-2019, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by faperoni

I can do it in a month. I have lots of experience with apis/feeds and building sites from scratch.

Skype: mudfck

Mainstream right? data feeds from disparate APIs into a normalized data source ... real time? Design, code both client and server side? Defenses, mailing, logins, in-network functionality, roles, multiple interfaces, etc?

Nevertheless, I have skyped you

ilnjscb · 10-08-2019, 04:36 PM

@KlenTelaris just spent 1.5 hours helping me with my outlines - great guy. Thanks man.

Idigmygirls · 10-08-2019, 08:09 PM

I just sent you PM

punk-asss · 10-08-2019, 08:28 PM

I thought coding was cheap. Spending $600,000 on it is close to impossible.

ilnjscb · 10-08-2019, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by punk-asss

I thought coding was cheap. Spending $600,000 on it is close to impossible.

There's a lot required here

jiguideveloper · 10-08-2019, 11:08 PM

Hit me on Skype @ perfectjigar and we get some further details

ilnjscb · 10-09-2019, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jiguideveloper

Hit me on Skype @ perfectjigar and we get some further details

that skype id doesn't come up for me - pm me an email and I'll send mine

CaptainHowdy · 10-09-2019, 01:59 PM

Donate a small porcentage to the CaptainHowdy Beer Fund just for good luck . . .

ilnjscb · 10-09-2019, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Donate a small porcentage to the CaptainHowdy Beer Fund just for good luck . . .

How about after we get it rolled out we'll have a party

Fundamently · 10-09-2019, 06:07 PM

Badass coders... Check!

We have:

Full-Stack developer with 10 years of professional experience that specializes in API development, data processing, query/database optimization and integrating complex API providers such as (AdWords, Analytics, Instagram, Pinterest, Bing, Yahoo, and so on).

Passionate Web developer/Web designer focused on Webdesign, Front-End development & user experience with 10 years of experience.

Email me at: Peter /@/ Fundamently.com and lets discuss the details about the project and its scope to see if we are a good match for your needs.

Kindest Regards

Peter
CEO - Fundamently.com

ilnjscb · 10-09-2019, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fundamently

Badass coders... Check!

We have:

Full-Stack developer with 10 years of professional experience that specializes in API development, data processing, query/database optimization and integrating complex API providers such as (AdWords, Analytics, Instagram, Pinterest, Bing, Yahoo, and so on).

Passionate Web developer/Web designer focused on Webdesign, Front-End development & user experience with 10 years of experience.

Email me at: Peter /@/ Fundamently.com and lets discuss the details about the project and its scope to see if we are a good match for your needs.

Kindest Regards

Peter
CEO - Fundamently.com

Emailed welcome to GFY Peter

GAMEFINEST · 10-09-2019, 08:09 PM

serious business

dig420 · 10-09-2019, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TMM_John

Send me over a skype @ JohnA1078, would love to chat about it and get some further details.

This is the man who can do it, and HAS been doing it for years.

ilnjscb · 10-09-2019, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST

serious business

I'm hoping to get development started soon. It's a big project though.

Manfap · 10-10-2019, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Fundamently

Passionate Web developer/Web designer focused on Webdesign, Front-End development & user experience with 10 years of experience.

Your website is a default evanto theme, running on an out of date WP install (5.0.6)
There are cross-site scripting bugs that were addressed back in March.

If I was aiming to get dev/design work. I'd put my own site front and centre, showing what I could do and making sure if was fully up to date.

Cendent · 10-10-2019, 03:20 AM

Message me on skype might be able to help, live:josh.pendergrass

MatureKing · 10-10-2019, 03:23 AM

Does anybody have idea how to get 600 000 for my fucking project?

jiguideveloper · 10-10-2019, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb

that skype id doesn't come up for me - pm me an email and I'll send mine

I just sent you PM.

CaptainHowdy · 10-10-2019, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb

How about after we get it rolled out we'll have a party

If its about otium I'm all in

. . .

sarettah · 10-10-2019, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MatureKing

Does anybody have idea how to get 600 000 for my fucking project?

1. Email/skype ilnjscb for current project details.
2. Convine ilnjscb that you are the one to do project.
3. Get ilnjscb to pay you full project fees up front.

Voila, you now have $600k for your project.

.

nikki99 · 10-10-2019, 08:35 AM

send them to my BTC wallet

Holy Damage · 10-11-2019, 09:28 AM

I am, a lazy coder and you know... like Bill Gates said once

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”

probably is not even Bill Gates, but I'm too lazy now to search for

ilnjscb · 10-11-2019, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holy Damage

I am, a lazy coder and you know... like Bill Gates said once

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”

probably is not even Bill Gates, but I'm too lazy now to search for

There is only room for 3 lazy roles on this project and I have assigned myself all of them. I'm already behind on SLAs - I'm not bragging, or flexing my lazy cred, it's just the truth.

sarettah · 10-11-2019, 01:55 PM

Sent you a pm yesterday.

.

JesseQuinn · 10-11-2019, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

Sent you a pm yesterday

if you get to work with Sarettah you are lucky

Fundamently · 10-11-2019, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap

Your website is a default evanto theme, running on an out of date WP install (5.0.6)
There are cross-site scripting bugs that were addressed back in March.

If I was aiming to get dev/design work. I'd put my own site front and centre, showing what I could do and making sure if was fully up to date.

Hi Manfap,

Yep, its a simple quick & dirty Wordpress site that we put up when we started the company. It was a choice between having a simple site or no site at all. We have been too busy doing work for clients and we rather focus our precious developer hours getting things done for our clients than doing a fancy website with all the bells & whistles.

Don't get me wrong, we definitely will create a real website in the near future that truly shows what we can do. I'm totally with you on putting up a site that shows what we could do

jiguideveloper · 10-11-2019, 10:07 PM

Skype request sent

PornDude · 10-12-2019, 05:23 AM

Good luck to you. Whatever you are planning to do

Brian mike · 10-12-2019, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap

Your website is a default evanto theme, running on an out of date WP install (5.0.6)
There are cross-site scripting bugs that were addressed back in March.

If I was aiming to get dev/design work. I'd put my own site front and centre, showing what I could do and making sure if was fully up to date.

OUCH............

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fundamently

Hi Manfap,

Yep, its a simple quick & dirty Wordpress site that we put up when we started the company. It was a choice between having a simple site or no site at all. We have been too busy doing work for clients and we rather focus our precious developer hours getting things done for our clients than doing a fancy website with all the bells & whistles.

Don't get me wrong, we definitely will create a real website in the near future that truly shows what we can do. I'm totally with you on putting up a site that shows what we could do

Never too late noone is perfect

ilnjscb · 10-12-2019, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by PornDude

Good luck to you. Whatever you are planning to do

Thanks man

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