Crashing out and getting a 9-5 job
 

I can't even crash out and get a job in 2025!

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Jesus Christ...

It's a job where you drive around, alone, to go read gas meters outside... how the fuck do you need to be vaccinated to get this job...

Oh no, the Covid’s won’t even let you get a job.

If only there were some way you could do something to make not being vaccinated an issue… it’s almost like you’re one of those Flat earthing, anti-vax, moms-net, blue haired, gender neutral douches that blame everything but themselves…

So do they actually issue a certificate to you in Canada, to state that you have had the vaccine? If it were the UK, you could of just said you were, and no one would have checked... But that was a couple of years ago...

Chances are, this is just left over verbiage from a couple of years ago, being reposted 'Copy/paste' style as an advert. ie, when I get a reminder for a dental appointment in the UK, it still goes on about the covid precautions in place at the practise.

Of course there are no longer any special 'precautions' whatsoever, but no one has thought to change the text in the reminder template - Sheer laziness.

Just apply, and I bet they wouldn't even mention covid at all... :2 cents:

This. It's likely a condition of employment that they haven't removed from their postings yet. People take a long time to update things these days. I still see the odd mask sign on store fronts that they forgot to take down 3 years ago.

I agree. Just apply for the job anyway and lie IF they ask. You literally have nothing to lose. The people you look up to do it all the time.

I know a few local companies whose HR was still putting this type of shit in employment ads until a local social media loud mouth made a scene about it on social media & at a city council meeting (lol).

It was indeed just lazy ass HR employees copy / pasting the same job description that was "rewritten" during Covid.

...and who are those people?!

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Leaches on society...

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who the hell lives in Canada.

I mean Aslaska... I'll say ok.. whatever.. but Canada?

This place used to be awesome!!!

Holy fuck it was a paradise from like the 90's all the way until nearly 2013-2014ish when wokeism really took off... but before then, the chicks were so fucking great, the drugs all safe to do and not poisoned, the parties sooooooo chill, and the vibe was fucking great... but post Occupy Wall Street the woke seeds were planted and started blooming, choking out the laid-back, west coast hipster lifestyle... slowly, but surely, the propaganda really ramped up fucking FAST... then once the "215" hoax happened during COVID and politicians and wokies called for any residential school deniers to be thrown in jail... 2025 Canada is a total woke commie shithole for sure.

Bro gonna complain himself to death... then blame the woke commie drugged up hippies that he wishes every single day that he could still afford to be 🤣

Meanwhile, some normal responsible adult is going to apply for the job, get it and eat good.

Stay sleep bro 😴

Are you white? You will not get a public utility job in Kelowna.

I'm in Vancouver and am in a neighbourhood association with a lot of Lady UBC professors, The irony is lost on them that they have built a world where I as a white guy would not even get a job pushing broom at UBC or any other public entity.

Its not the covid that scares him, its the next sentence about 10 to 15 hours part.

With all due respect Huggles, you are being a complete fucking idiot. You are either looking for reasons NOT to get a job, or you own't get your shot because you don't want to work and you just want to give up and end up on the street.

Let's assume first that you're just a moron who won't get vaxxed because you think you know better than doctors and scientists: WAKE THE FUCK UP. Stop being such a fucking moron. Covid-19 is still a real thing and 7 Million people died because of it, no thanks to anti-vax twats like you

Companies who refuse to hire people who are not vaccinated are 100% right to do so. Why? Because besides it being a part of their risk management and public health strategy, people like are just too stupid to hold a job, or be trusted with anything, any product, any service, provided by that company. Can you imagine walking into a porn studio to shoot scenes but refusing to ever wear a condom because you think you somehow know more than doctors who study infectious diseases?

If I have a brick-and-mortar business and a moron like you walked in wanting a job but were too stupid to get vaccinated, I would laugh you right the fuck out of my office and kick your ass right to the curb at the same time.

Get ready for his "12 books. I am an artist and you are not" symphony.

I guess this moron also assumes the earth is flat and believes that he is a genius. I hope he will be interned in a mental hospital asap. :disgust

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they forgot the whole shitshow was only supposed to last TWO WEEKS.

When getting a job is considered "crashing out", the world is fucked.

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Oh buddy, imagine trading 8 hours of your time having to stay put and listen to a boss just for a tiny slice of a slightly better life than living in total poverty but working when you choose to work on what you choose to work on...

It's TOUGH as fuck right now, but I remember how nice it was to have a good income and no boss!

Having to be somewhere from 9-5 and be 100% focused on that shit for 8 hours is suuuuuuch a nightmare.

Personally, your present situation would be more of a nightmare to me. Being productive for 8 hours, listening to podcasts and checking meters to not have to worry about starving and shit seems way worse to me than sitting around all day on GFY praying for $20 to dry my socks.

Everybody has their thing tho, I guess.

you should have invested $500 in crypto back in nov 2022... you could of made a profit of like $100,000... literally

He'd have drank it away, although to be fair, if he had, we might not have to be reading his sob stories on the daily...

I used to be like you. Didn't cut my hair for a job, wouldn't do a job that required a drug tested. I thought those were principles, but they were shallow excuses. Then when the market crashed in 2008, I was old enough to go, "I've had enough, I need any job, not just for money, but my sanity."

Get the shot.

As for the job market itself, before I landed the gig that I still do part time today as a fall-back, I realized that you need work to get work. So I was already putting feelers out there to volunteer at a dog shelter. But it could have been anything, like helping veterans, helping at a homeless shelter or senior center. Gigs get you more gigs.

Magic is action to make change occur. Without that change, you're in a rut.

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Great post!

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I don't actually drink that much, probably only about $200 a month on booze, $200 a month on weed...

Food is the real killer, but I'm getting that down with my new recipes for poor people I'm working on!

I'm sure there is a part of me that finds living at $0 and having to shuck and jive to survive every month kind of thrilling and not-boring-at-all. Life in a 9-5 job can get into such a routine and be so boring as to make having money pointless. It doesn't matter if it is a Sunday night and you have $10,000 in the bank, tomorrow you're expected at your day job, so don't get any creative thoughts or spontaneous ideas!

Spring has sprung in Canada just now, and, fingers crossed, now that it isn't -18c, I can poach more firewood since it is still cold enough people need heating & get some shit sold and actually have a FLOAT so I can make consistent progress instead of crashing the fuck out when I repeatedly hit $0 in a month! :error:error:error

It's thrilling and not-boring-at-all for you because it's a choice. You don't have to be like this, you choose to... for the thrill of identifying as an "edgelord".

Not everybody had/has that certain thrilling privilege only afforded to a certain kind of person, so not everybody thinks it's cute for you to run around pretending to be oppressed for the thrill of it. For people that had to deal with real oppression and never used it as an excuse to settle living the shitty life you live, your act is super corny and tacky.

It def ain't as artsy as you think it is, no matter the effort you put into your method acting. Ask your kid how artful she thinks you are.

This thread brought back memories of the famous Alienq thread where he talks about getting a 9-5 job and complains about how much he hates it. Then his boss catches wind of the thread and chimes in (post 41). In typical Alienq fashion, the thread backfires and he ends up getting fired a week after starting the job.

https://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-a...m-bad-guy.html

I vaguely remember reading that as it happened... Whatever happened to everyone's favorite fishing dyke, Lee Noga?

My kid and I do lots of art when we're together in person, and we just built a Chinese palace for the Lunar new-year event in our favourite game...

Maybe I could record myself playing this game with my kid, but at the moment I'm back to $0 so I need to poach firewood, sell one of my vehicles, and/or get my next affiliate payment before I can eat again!

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How does this lazy guy still get such high engagement here? Dude can't even be bothered to post examples of his video editing work. Yes, his problems seem easy to solve, but helpful GFYers have already made zillions of excellent suggestions, including in this thread. He is just either (a) too lazy to work or (b) has long covid or alcoholism or another health condition which prevents him from working but which he is in denial about.

Dude is not going to take any good advice.

When I quit porn in 2016-2017, I laughed to myself, how bad could the "real world" actually be?

Well, over the next 3-4 years, I discovered just how completely and totally fucked up shit is, for sure, and corporate environments are basically a prison for your soul, because either you go with the company culture and direction of the organization, or your life is a living hell, haha.

For example, in 2019, I had proven my ability in other areas of the company so I was given the job of Health and Safety manager, and I re-wrote the health and safety manual, got the company lower insurance rates, switched the entire organization to paperless, and won a corporate award. Hooray!

Then, a bit before COVID, I got anonymous reports about unsafe bullying and harassment of a number of younger women at the company. They reported a worker who was a favourite of the CEO, and, as asked by the HR manager, I was told to investigate the accusations. Then, I was told, by the CEO, that it was no big deal. Well, considering that I was easily able to find evidence that one worker was deliberately making the workplace less safe for their co-workers, and forwarded that information to HR, then HR fired the CEO's favourite worker... but then the CEO came in, fired the HR manager, brought the worker back, and then warned me because they were only able to hire back their "good worker" at like $3 an hour more than when they were fired, and of course, company morale took a huge shit after that because a known bully was not only NOT punished for deliberately fucking over their younger, less experienced co-workers, but was REWARDED for it!

3+ people quit over that and slagged the company on various Facebook job groups. The 2nd in command of the company, I was 3rd, went onto those groups and openly called the workers who quit names and called them liars, even when people had been circulating video proof that the bullying co-worker was doing things to younger workers to make the job sites less safe.

That's corporate for you...

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Making compilations like this ^^^

And videos like below:

https://www.youtube.com/@djcybercorgi/videos

Sheesh. That was brutal. Wonder what happened to bro. Last time I seen him was on Xbiz like 10 years ago, he was trying to make porno background music.

I'ma be honest, I shoulda kept the kid line out. Just know that I wish the best for you bro, tough love. And if we invade Canada I have a house lined up for you and yours that I'm planning on colonizing 🤞

God you're a fuckin retard.

Sure sure. So now: Would you hire a drunken stoner anti-vaxxer who won’t take personal responsibility for anything?

I didn’t think so.

I know someone exactly like Huggles in real life, and he is a complete waste of time.

I have no issues employing people that aren't up to date with covid vaccines but for those special few who've never had, I'd never employ as it's a major drama queen red flag and certainly makes me question their ability to use the internet.

If I wanted a Ruski propaganda cluck, I'd advertise for a Ruski cluck.

I am a druken stoner antivaxxer
now what??

getting the "vax" in 2025 is absolutely fuckin retarded... I stand with Huggles in this case
* I know you won't cause you're an absolute fucking retard, and always have been.. "trust the science"

( Unlike huggles, Im highly productive )

Huggles ...

What ever documents you need to get that job.
Contact me

I have a way with photoshop.

In your hero's own words...

I guarantee, for being at $0, I'm more productive than you. Just don't have much time to work on projects at the moment because I have to hustle in the "real world" to pay bills, so it's not like I can focus on work on the computer because I have no float. I'm literally starving with zero food until my next affiliate payment shows up, again.

You didn't respond to the 'takes no personal responsibility' part of that... That isn't very responsible of you ;)

Do not under any circumstances get the Covid shots.

Yale scientists link Covid vaccines to alarming new syndrome causing 'distinct biological changes' to body

Epstein-Bar... Isn't that the one that makes you get kids drunk before molesting them?