Crazy pick up lines
 

Here's two. Do you know some more?

"Nice clothes! But I bet they'd look even right next to my bed!"
"How do you like your eggs, boiled or fertilized?"

How about

"You look like my mom, CAN WE FUCK NOW?"

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

I know Wiseman!

It always works!

Fuck and all this time I have been saying "I am Wiseman"
No Wonder it doesnt work!!!

i fucked Wiseman

nice font, wanna fuck

Live and learn man

that will teach you...

"I know you fart a lot and have a smelly tuna pussy, can we please fuck now!?"

I have pictures to prove it.:1orglaugh

You: Are your parents retarded?
Girl: Uhhh, no. why?
You: Cause you seam like a very special girl

Just say "hi" converts 1:5 for me, not just click throughs but recurring membership :thumbsup :winkwink:

This one works pretty good for me as well. I also go with "hey," or "hello" from time to time, with similar results.

"Don't scream or I'll kill you."

Any variant of "hello" will do, except for "how the fuck are ya bitch" or other such greetings.

who is yo daddy and vat does he doo?

me: would you fuck me for a million dollars?
her: sure!
me: how bout 10 bucks?
her: No way!
me: why?
her: Im not a whore!
me: I think we already established what you are, we're now merely negotiating a price.

Haha I reckon you might not have the chance to get a response from a girl, just a slap! :mad:

tHIS IS MY ALL TIME FAV:

Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"

Woman: "No, what does it do?"

Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."

Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
underwear!"

Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."

heard it before, classic!

:1orglaugh

"What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"
:Graucho

"If you were any uglier... (dramatic pause)... you'd be the hottest babe in here!"
:Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Would you hold this please? I need to tickle my balls and my nose itches and I only have two hands.

Picked up the hottest girlfriend I every had...real sex freak at a gas station in Alabama a few years ago...line:

"I want to make you a star...you're the most beautiful woman I've met in 20 years doing casting for movies"

19 years old, 6'0" without heals, whew.

Got her to the studio, did glamour type pics, then porn, then she got crazy on me....loved it :)

Ya that shit is killer,

I been using that neg type line for awhile now,

"From a distance i thought you looked good... (pause)... but now that i am in front of you... (pause)... I was right!"

It only works for hot chicks that hear how good looking they are a million times, so when they hear something different they get into shock mode, LOL

It never works on average or ugly girls, hehe

LOL I love that one.. will have to remember that :)

LOL ... Im gonna have to try that ... i've always kinda wanted wisemans girl ... i'll try it on her !

Hmm, I have heard that from you before.
I?m so glad it was your Camera you handed me!!!
:1orglaugh

The best one ever:

"Can I buy you a drink or you just want the money?"

You: Wow! your real pretty, you must have some Italian in you?
Girl: Thanks, but no im not Italian.
You: well would you like some italian in you?

(nationality may be subsituted for your own)

ahahahahha

A guy is hitting on an attractive woman at a bar. "Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"

"Yes" she replies, "I'm the receptionist at the STD clinic."

:uhoh

Do you spit or swallow?

Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

Hi. Are you legal?

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?

You look just like my mother.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

:thumbsup

My favorite (that has actually worked) is........

I'll make you a pornstar :thumbsup

The guys fall for it all the time :Graucho

You: how much does a polar bear way?
Her: I don't know
You: Enough to break the ice.

OMG, WTH!!!

Wait for a hot chick to come off the dance floor...then
you: Hi, wanna dance?
her: no thanks...
you: Hey, I might not look like much NOW, but I'm drinking milk, and one day I'm gonna grow big and strong...

Hope she laughs cuz there isn't more to that!