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dinkz · 09-11-2003, 04:11 PM

Here's two. Do you know some more?

"Nice clothes! But I bet they'd look even right next to my bed!"
"How do you like your eggs, boiled or fertilized?"

MattO · 09-11-2003, 04:17 PM

How about

"You look like my mom, CAN WE FUCK NOW?"

NedFLanders · 09-11-2003, 04:19 PM

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

GrimShawn · 09-11-2003, 04:19 PM

I know Wiseman!

It always works!

Wiseman · 09-11-2003, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn
I know Wiseman!

It always works!

Fuck and all this time I have been saying "I am Wiseman"
No Wonder it doesnt work!!!

Kris · 09-11-2003, 04:26 PM

i fucked Wiseman

InsaneGreen · 09-11-2003, 04:28 PM

nice font, wanna fuck

GrimShawn · 09-11-2003, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by THE WISEMAN

Fuck and all this time I have been saying "I am Wiseman"
No Wonder it doesnt work!!!

Live and learn man

beemk · 09-11-2003, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by THE WISEMAN

Fuck and all this time I have been saying "I am Wiseman"
No Wonder it doesnt work!!!

that will teach you...

NoCarrier · 09-11-2003, 04:37 PM

"I know you fart a lot and have a smelly tuna pussy, can we please fuck now!?"

SCOOTER · 09-11-2003, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kris
i fucked Wiseman

I have pictures to prove it.

ztik · 09-11-2003, 04:39 PM

You: Are your parents retarded?
Girl: Uhhh, no. why?
You: Cause you seam like a very special girl

sweet7 · 09-11-2003, 05:19 PM

Just say "hi" converts 1:5 for me, not just click throughs but recurring membership

On-top · 09-11-2003, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by sweet7
Just say "hi" converts 1:5. not just click throughs but recurring membership

This one works pretty good for me as well. I also go with "hey," or "hello" from time to time, with similar results.

escorpio · 09-11-2003, 05:24 PM

"Don't scream or I'll kill you."

sweet7 · 09-11-2003, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by On-top

This one works pretty good for me as well. I also go with "hey," or "hello" from time to time, with similar results.

Any variant of "hello" will do, except for "how the fuck are ya bitch" or other such greetings.

stevecore · 09-11-2003, 05:26 PM

who is yo daddy and vat does he doo?

PM2 · 09-11-2003, 05:30 PM

me: would you fuck me for a million dollars?
her: sure!
me: how bout 10 bucks?
her: No way!
me: why?
her: Im not a whore!
me: I think we already established what you are, we're now merely negotiating a price.

BlueDesignStudios · 09-11-2003, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ztik
You: Are your parents retarded?
Girl: Uhhh, no. why?
You: Cause you seam like a very special girl

Haha I reckon you might not have the chance to get a response from a girl, just a slap!

stevecore · 09-11-2003, 05:32 PM

tHIS IS MY ALL TIME FAV:

Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"

Woman: "No, what does it do?"

Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."

Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
underwear!"

Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."

doober · 09-11-2003, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PM2
me: would you fuck me for a million dollars?
her: sure!
me: how bout 10 bucks?
her: No way!
me: why?
her: Im not a whore!
me: I think we already established what you are, we're now merely negotiating a price.

heard it before, classic!

Voodoo · 09-11-2003, 05:37 PM

"What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?"

Voodoo · 09-11-2003, 05:38 PM

"If you were any uglier... (dramatic pause)... you'd be the hottest babe in here!"

brand0n · 09-11-2003, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
"Don't scream or I'll kill you."

VirtuMike · 09-11-2003, 05:41 PM

Would you hold this please? I need to tickle my balls and my nose itches and I only have two hands.

PhotoGreggXXX · 09-11-2003, 05:43 PM

Picked up the hottest girlfriend I every had...real sex freak at a gas station in Alabama a few years ago...line:

"I want to make you a star...you're the most beautiful woman I've met in 20 years doing casting for movies"

19 years old, 6'0" without heals, whew.

Got her to the studio, did glamour type pics, then porn, then she got crazy on me....loved it

playa · 09-11-2003, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Voodoo
"If you were any uglier... (dramatic pause)... you'd be the hottest babe in here!"

Ya that shit is killer,

I been using that neg type line for awhile now,

"From a distance i thought you looked good... (pause)... but now that i am in front of you... (pause)... I was right!"

It only works for hot chicks that hear how good looking they are a million times, so when they hear something different they get into shock mode, LOL

It never works on average or ugly girls, hehe

IntenseCash · 09-11-2003, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
tHIS IS MY ALL TIME FAV:

Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"

Woman: "No, what does it do?"

Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."

Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
underwear!"

Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."

LOL I love that one.. will have to remember that

HomeO · 09-11-2003, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn
I know Wiseman!

It always works!

LOL ... Im gonna have to try that ... i've always kinda wanted wisemans girl ... i'll try it on her !

SCOOTER · 09-11-2003, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VirtuMike
Would you hold this please?

Hmm, I have heard that from you before.
I?m so glad it was your Camera you handed me!!!

Antonio · 09-11-2003, 06:24 PM

The best one ever:

"Can I buy you a drink or you just want the money?"

SENSEX · 09-11-2003, 06:35 PM

You: Wow! your real pretty, you must have some Italian in you?
Girl: Thanks, but no im not Italian.
You: well would you like some italian in you?

(nationality may be subsituted for your own)

VanHeusen · 09-11-2003, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by escorpio
"Don't scream or I'll kill you."

ahahahahha

Turboface · 09-11-2003, 06:42 PM

A guy is hitting on an attractive woman at a bar. "Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?"

"Yes" she replies, "I'm the receptionist at the STD clinic."

SENSEX · 09-11-2003, 06:50 PM

Do you spit or swallow?

Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

Hi. Are you legal?

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?

You look just like my mother.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Stud Money · 09-11-2003, 06:52 PM

My favorite (that has actually worked) is........

I'll make you a pornstar

The guys fall for it all the time

SicChild · 09-11-2003, 07:04 PM

You: how much does a polar bear way?
Her: I don't know
You: Enough to break the ice.

HEARTBREAKER · 09-11-2003, 08:50 PM

OMG, WTH!!!

kaylacam · 09-11-2003, 09:36 PM

Wait for a hot chick to come off the dance floor...then
you: Hi, wanna dance?
her: no thanks...
you: Hey, I might not look like much NOW, but I'm drinking milk, and one day I'm gonna grow big and strong...

Hope she laughs cuz there isn't more to that!

09-11-2003, 04:11 PM	#1
dinkz Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: here Posts: 534	Crazy pick up lines Here's two. Do you know some more? "Nice clothes! But I bet they'd look even right next to my bed!" "How do you like your eggs, boiled or fertilized?" __________________ ICQ: 267715714 Last edited by dinkz; 09-11-2003 at 04:17 PM..

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09-11-2003, 05:19 PM	#13
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09-11-2003, 04:17 PM	#2
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	How about "You look like my mom, CAN WE FUCK NOW?"

09-11-2003, 04:19 PM	#4
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09-11-2003, 04:37 PM	#10
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09-11-2003, 04:39 PM	#12
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09-11-2003, 05:24 PM	#15
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09-11-2003, 05:26 PM	#17
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09-11-2003, 05:30 PM	#18
PM2 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: CHICAGO Posts: 504	me: would you fuck me for a million dollars? her: sure! me: how bout 10 bucks? her: No way! me: why? her: Im not a whore! me: I think we already established what you are, we're now merely negotiating a price.

09-11-2003, 05:32 PM	#20
stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	tHIS IS MY ALL TIME FAV: Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?" Woman: "No, what does it do?" Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear." Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing underwear!" Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."

09-11-2003, 05:37 PM	#22
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	"What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?" __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

09-11-2003, 05:38 PM	#23
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	"If you were any uglier... (dramatic pause)... you'd be the hottest babe in here!" __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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09-11-2003, 05:43 PM	#26
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09-11-2003, 06:24 PM	#31
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	The best one ever: "Can I buy you a drink or you just want the money?"

09-11-2003, 06:35 PM	#32
SENSEX Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Someplace Special Posts: 1,159	You: Wow! your real pretty, you must have some Italian in you? Girl: Thanks, but no im not Italian. You: well would you like some italian in you? (nationality may be subsituted for your own)

09-11-2003, 06:42 PM	#34
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	A guy is hitting on an attractive woman at a bar. "Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?" "Yes" she replies, "I'm the receptionist at the STD clinic." __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites

09-11-2003, 06:50 PM	#35
SENSEX Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Someplace Special Posts: 1,159	Do you spit or swallow? Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you! Hi. Are you legal? Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also? You look just like my mother. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

09-11-2003, 06:52 PM	#36
Stud Money So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Somewhere between my monitor and my chair Posts: 3,214	My favorite (that has actually worked) is........ I'll make you a pornstar The guys fall for it all the time

09-11-2003, 07:04 PM	#37
SicChild Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 365	You: how much does a polar bear way? Her: I don't know You: Enough to break the ice.

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