This is just ridiculous.
 

Hello housekeeping? Can you send me 2 dozen more bars of soap? One if these is not enough to wash my nuts with. In case the front desk failed to notice when I checked in....I am a fat bastard."


Can you believe this shit? This is the size of the fucking soap they gave me compared to a miniture bottle of Johnnie Walker.

The label says: "Soothe your skin & your stressed out soul with this .........."

My soul would not be stressed out if you gave me a respectable sized bar of soap. I am spending $800+ for the fucking room....Is a normal bar of soap too much to ask for? :321GFY

http://ampcontent.com/BoardPics/Soap.jpg

Fuck it....Maybe if I drink all the Johnnie Walker I will feel less stressed. It's a fucking scam to stress you out so you will empty the minibar.

Fuckers.

hahaha thats tiny

talk about your needle in a haystack :1orglaugh

fuck man, gary coleman couldnt even wash his ass with that little bar of soap, wtf were they thinking?

LMAO this is funny shit. Which Hotel are you staying at ?

You mofo's never called me back!!!:321GFY

it's the same as u go to fancy restaurants and get samples :1orglaugh

Why dont you just use the "JERKINS Lotion" that you always do :1orglaugh

for $800/night I would hope you were at the Pan Pacific, 4seasons, or Fairmont :2 cents:

but that soap dish says.. ... edit ??? :-))

Because SleazyDream stole my bottle in Vegas and I forgot to replace it before driving up here. :(

I never said $800 per night....My final bill will easily be $800 to $1,200.

Based on the color of the building in that pic, I'm guessing you're staying at the Pacific Pallisades, correct? Which way is your room facing? If you're facing North, I'll be able to peep in on you...he he...

=)

wtf? anal beads?

I thought the Palisades had railings on the balcony? And if he was facing north he'd be looking over the Residences on Georgia :)

I'd put them all in a sock, that way you have a washrag and soap in one, and wash your sock at the same time :)

The suites in the middle of the buildings have no balconies, just the ones on the corners do.

We can see the "north" tower of the 2 (the one on Jervis) from our apartment on Georgia and Jervis.

=)

Who can spy on whome?

http://ampcontent.com/BoardPics/JohnsPlace.jpg

Oh....And since I have shot content in that building....I have the magnetic security keys to get in. :Graucho

He he...Wrong way! That's the corner of Robson and Jervis!

Too bad you're not facing the other way...he he..

=)

Damn.....I was misinformed. :feels-hot

Now I gotta kill somebody. :BangBang: