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![]() Hello housekeeping? Can you send me 2 dozen more bars of soap? One if these is not enough to wash my nuts with. In case the front desk failed to notice when I checked in....I am a fat bastard."
Can you believe this shit? This is the size of the fucking soap they gave me compared to a miniture bottle of Johnnie Walker. The label says: "Soothe your skin & your stressed out soul with this .........." My soul would not be stressed out if you gave me a respectable sized bar of soap. I am spending $800+ for the fucking room....Is a normal bar of soap too much to ask for? ![]() ![]() Fuck it....Maybe if I drink all the Johnnie Walker I will feel less stressed. It's a fucking scam to stress you out so you will empty the minibar. Fuckers. |
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hahaha thats tiny
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talk about your needle in a haystack
![]() fuck man, gary coleman couldnt even wash his ass with that little bar of soap, wtf were they thinking?
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LMAO this is funny shit. Which Hotel are you staying at ?
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You mofo's never called me back!!!
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it's the same as u go to fancy restaurants and get samples
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for $800/night I would hope you were at the Pan Pacific, 4seasons, or Fairmont
![]() but that soap dish says.. ... edit ??? :-))
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I never said $800 per night....My final bill will easily be $800 to $1,200. |
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Based on the color of the building in that pic, I'm guessing you're staying at the Pacific Pallisades, correct? Which way is your room facing? If you're facing North, I'll be able to peep in on you...he he...
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wtf? anal beads?
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I'd put them all in a sock, that way you have a washrag and soap in one, and wash your sock at the same time
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We can see the "north" tower of the 2 (the one on Jervis) from our apartment on Georgia and Jervis. =) |
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![]() Oh....And since I have shot content in that building....I have the magnetic security keys to get in. ![]() |
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Too bad you're not facing the other way...he he.. =) |
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Damn.....I was misinformed. ![]() Now I gotta kill somebody. ![]() |
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