how much do you give at work?
 

Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.



What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.



K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%



But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%



And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%



So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledg e will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.



A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 1! 9 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.


Have a GREAT day!!!

lmao
really funny ;)

Thats wicked. I like your math~

seems to fit with standard office proceedures

good job 'math wiz' :thumbsup

great stuff...i wanted to reply with "200%" ..hmm..never mind

Awesome! :1orglaugh

Perfect :thumbsup

Clever

whoever figured that one out must of been very bored:winkwink:

Old but still good. I think you have to have a bit of all those in you when working.

This math makes perfect business sense.

Fuzzy logic works

tis what I was tinking

Hahaha! That's a good one!:thumbsup

Damn! you're a genius!

lol

aint we all?

Hahahahahah! This is a great read that's very true. Thanks a lot! :thumbsup

lolll

I had already seen it, but it is still funny :Graucho

:1orglaugh :) :thumbsup

haha thats funny......and true :)

Very true indeed..