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Old 03-03-2004, 09:06 AM   #1
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:stoned how much do you give at work?
Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.



What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.



K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%



But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%



And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%



So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledg e will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.



A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 1! 9 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.


Have a GREAT day!!!
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:09 AM   #2
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lmao
really funny ;)
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:10 AM   #3
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Thats wicked. I like your math~
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:11 AM   #4
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seems to fit with standard office proceedures
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:12 AM   #5
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good job 'math wiz'
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:12 AM   #6
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seems to fit with standard office proceedures
great stuff...i wanted to reply with "200%" ..hmm..never mind
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:13 AM   #7
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:13 AM   #8
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:16 AM   #9
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Clever

whoever figured that one out must of been very bored
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:17 AM   #10
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Old but still good. I think you have to have a bit of all those in you when working.
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:18 AM   #11
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This math makes perfect business sense.
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:20 AM   #12
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Fuzzy logic works
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Old 03-03-2004, 09:20 AM   #13
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whoever figured that one out must of been very bored
tis what I was tinking
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Old 03-24-2004, 01:31 AM   #14
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Hahaha! That's a good one!
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Old 03-24-2004, 02:39 AM   #15
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Damn! you're a genius!
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Old 03-24-2004, 03:16 AM   #16
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Old 03-24-2004, 03:19 AM   #17
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whoever figured that one out must of been very bored
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Old 03-24-2004, 04:55 AM   #18
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Hahahahahah! This is a great read that's very true. Thanks a lot!
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I had already seen it, but it is still funny
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haha thats funny......and true
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Very true indeed..
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