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Zebra 03-07-2004 02:10 AM

Ever used a bidet?
 
While I was in the Air Force in Saudi Arabia we had bidets in our bathrooms.
Once we ran out of toilet paper for a few days and were told to use the bidet.
What a weird sensation.
Found out if you are not lined up right you can get your back all wet.

AaronM 03-07-2004 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
While I was in the Air Force in Saudi Arabia we had bidets in our bathrooms.
Once we ran out of toilet paper for a few days and were told to use the bidet.
What a weird sensation.
Found out if you are not lined up right you can get your back all wet.


Is that where the term wetback comes from?

DrewKole 03-07-2004 02:13 AM

we call them waterfountains in texas

eiht_98 03-07-2004 02:16 AM

Just for washing my feet once.

DeadFidel 03-07-2004 03:07 AM

Man do I feel stupit now!!

bi·det
Pronunciation: bi-'dA
: a bathroom fixture used especially for bathing the external genitals and the posterior parts of the body

sexsup 03-07-2004 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
Found out if you are not lined up right you can get your back all wet.
Anyways it's not so complicated to use

born4porn 03-07-2004 03:20 AM

yeah and it felt really strange! :helpme

escorpio 03-07-2004 03:21 AM

At the Mustang Ranch the whores used to scrub your cock and balls in a bidet. It was kinda fun.:)

$5 submissions 03-07-2004 03:23 AM

Yeah, I used one during my trip to Italy. Seems like a cleaner experience than toilet paper. Gotta wash your hands thoroughly afterwards though :thumbsup

liquidmoe 03-07-2004 03:39 AM

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Originally posted by $5 submissions
Yeah, I used one during my trip to Italy. Seems like a cleaner experience than toilet paper. Gotta wash your hands thoroughly afterwards though :thumbsup
Shouldn't washing your hands afterwards be a given anyway? :Graucho

SGS 03-07-2004 04:07 AM

Never owned a house without one.

It?s a personal hygiene thing. :2 cents:

klik 03-07-2004 04:13 AM

do they at least use warm water?


cold water up the crack doesn't sound like a good time. :(

Paul Waters 03-07-2004 05:42 AM

Too bad bidets haven't caught on over here.

Wouldn't have so many shitty assholes running around.

:winkwink:

Paul Markham 03-07-2004 05:45 AM

They have other uses than washing your feet??

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Icy 03-07-2004 09:02 AM

Every badroom in Spain has it, we use paper first and then the bidet with warm water of course. Our asses must be the cleanest in the world :)

When i go to USA i can't find them so i feel that i'm not clean enought just using paper, not matters how many paper you use, if you use another one you always have a bit of shit on it.

MT_Butterfly 03-07-2004 09:11 AM

I had one in my former home and I do miss having a bidet. They were quite refreshing to use and unfortunately I've now had to resort to baby wipes for cleaning up...;-)

emmanuelle 03-07-2004 10:03 AM

The better suites at the venetian have them- hell, even the basic suites at bally's have them

Peaches 03-07-2004 10:15 AM

I've had them in hotel rooms but never used them.

But I have to ask......don't you still have use toilet paper to dry your bum after you wash? :eek7

adamneve 03-07-2004 11:59 AM

we have 2 in our apt.

it's good when i come back from the beech to clean my feet

Dirty D 03-07-2004 12:02 PM

After walking all over Paris...


The bidet made a great foot soaker!

Trixie 03-07-2004 12:02 PM

MMmmmm!! Owning a home with bidets in the bathrooms is my yardstick for measuring "success".

Cyborg69 03-07-2004 12:05 PM

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:zzwhip

Mikel 03-07-2004 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole
we call them waterfountains in texas
heheeh are you also drinking from it lol

TweetyBird 03-07-2004 12:10 PM

lol :1orglaugh

MT_Butterfly 03-07-2004 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
I've had them in hotel rooms but never used them.

But I have to ask......don't you still have use toilet paper to dry your bum after you wash? :eek7

You need something to dry your bum with...preferably a clean towel or whatever. Unless you don't mind the "drip dry" thing...which is something I've never gotten off on.


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