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Zebra · 03-07-2004, 02:10 AM

While I was in the Air Force in Saudi Arabia we had bidets in our bathrooms.
Once we ran out of toilet paper for a few days and were told to use the bidet.
What a weird sensation.
Found out if you are not lined up right you can get your back all wet.

AaronM · 03-07-2004, 02:11 AM

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Originally posted by Zebra
While I was in the Air Force in Saudi Arabia we had bidets in our bathrooms.
Once we ran out of toilet paper for a few days and were told to use the bidet.
What a weird sensation.
Found out if you are not lined up right you can get your back all wet.

Is that where the term wetback comes from?

DrewKole · 03-07-2004, 02:13 AM

we call them waterfountains in texas

eiht_98 · 03-07-2004, 02:16 AM

Just for washing my feet once.

DeadFidel · 03-07-2004, 03:07 AM

Man do I feel stupit now!!

bi·det
Pronunciation: bi-'dA
: a bathroom fixture used especially for bathing the external genitals and the posterior parts of the body

sexsup · 03-07-2004, 03:18 AM

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Originally posted by Zebra
Found out if you are not lined up right you can get your back all wet.

Anyways it's not so complicated to use

born4porn · 03-07-2004, 03:20 AM

yeah and it felt really strange!

escorpio · 03-07-2004, 03:21 AM

At the Mustang Ranch the whores used to scrub your cock and balls in a bidet. It was kinda fun.

$5 submissions · 03-07-2004, 03:23 AM

Yeah, I used one during my trip to Italy. Seems like a cleaner experience than toilet paper. Gotta wash your hands thoroughly afterwards though

liquidmoe · 03-07-2004, 03:39 AM

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Originally posted by $5 submissions
Yeah, I used one during my trip to Italy. Seems like a cleaner experience than toilet paper. Gotta wash your hands thoroughly afterwards though

Shouldn't washing your hands afterwards be a given anyway?

SGS · 03-07-2004, 04:07 AM

Never owned a house without one.

It?s a personal hygiene thing.

klik · 03-07-2004, 04:13 AM

do they at least use warm water?

cold water up the crack doesn't sound like a good time.

Paul Waters · 03-07-2004, 05:42 AM

Too bad bidets haven't caught on over here.

Wouldn't have so many shitty assholes running around.

Paul Markham · 03-07-2004, 05:45 AM

They have other uses than washing your feet??

Icy · 03-07-2004, 09:02 AM

Every badroom in Spain has it, we use paper first and then the bidet with warm water of course. Our asses must be the cleanest in the world

When i go to USA i can't find them so i feel that i'm not clean enought just using paper, not matters how many paper you use, if you use another one you always have a bit of shit on it.

MT_Butterfly · 03-07-2004, 09:11 AM

I had one in my former home and I do miss having a bidet. They were quite refreshing to use and unfortunately I've now had to resort to baby wipes for cleaning up...;-)

emmanuelle · 03-07-2004, 10:03 AM

The better suites at the venetian have them- hell, even the basic suites at bally's have them

Peaches · 03-07-2004, 10:15 AM

I've had them in hotel rooms but never used them.

But I have to ask......don't you still have use toilet paper to dry your bum after you wash?

adamneve · 03-07-2004, 11:59 AM

we have 2 in our apt.

it's good when i come back from the beech to clean my feet

Dirty D · 03-07-2004, 12:02 PM

After walking all over Paris...

The bidet made a great foot soaker!

Trixie · 03-07-2004, 12:02 PM

MMmmmm!! Owning a home with bidets in the bathrooms is my yardstick for measuring "success".

Cyborg69 · 03-07-2004, 12:05 PM

Mikel · 03-07-2004, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by DrewKole
we call them waterfountains in texas

heheeh are you also drinking from it lol

TweetyBird · 03-07-2004, 12:10 PM

MT_Butterfly · 03-07-2004, 12:12 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
I've had them in hotel rooms but never used them.

But I have to ask......don't you still have use toilet paper to dry your bum after you wash?

You need something to dry your bum with...preferably a clean towel or whatever. Unless you don't mind the "drip dry" thing...which is something I've never gotten off on.

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Icy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Spain Posts: 864	Every badroom in Spain has it, we use paper first and then the bidet with warm water of course. Our asses must be the cleanest in the world When i go to USA i can't find them so i feel that i'm not clean enought just using paper, not matters how many paper you use, if you use another one you always have a bit of shit on it.

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