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jollyperv 04-02-2004 04:52 AM

I'm shitting blood
 
I'm fucked, today I had an unusually solid and hard shit, I had to strain really hard, and after it came out, about 5 seconds later, I stood up and bright red blood ran out of my ass down my leg...I freaked the fuck out.

Anyone else have blood shitting stories to comfort me...I don't have insurance, and fuck doctors anyway, they don't know shit.

I'm afraid to shit now.

PostWhore 04-02-2004 04:54 AM

Next time use lube.

MaDalton 04-02-2004 04:54 AM

stop making excessive anal sex! :glugglug

integrated 04-02-2004 04:55 AM

sounds like you may need a colonoscopy just to be safe

go consult a doctor

LiveDose 04-02-2004 04:55 AM

Go to the doctor. Don't fuck around with this.:2 cents:

John Hughes 04-02-2004 04:55 AM

I've never shit blood but I'm sure it is no more then a hemorrhoid. If it were coming from higher in your intestinal track then it wouldn't be the same color.

More Booze 04-02-2004 04:55 AM

Maby you just eat a piece of broken glas or something..

jollyperv 04-02-2004 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaDalton
stop making excessive anal sex! :glugglug
Ok, I won't make any more anal sex.

Dveron 04-02-2004 04:59 AM

Sounds like a hemorrhoid problem.

You should drink plenty of water and eat some fibrous food to soften your stool and get some exercise. Probably wanna get some cream for your ass as well until things calm down.

If the shit continues go see the doc cuase they can get pretty nasty.

broke 04-02-2004 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by John Hughes
I've never shit blood but I'm sure it is no more then a hemorrhoid. If it were coming from higher in your intestinal track then it wouldn't be the same color.
This is likely the truth.

Bleeding higher in the bowels will lead to unusually hardened stool that is usual very dark/black in color.

That said... go see a doctor.

xxxoutsourcing 04-02-2004 05:00 AM

Yea yea, sounds like your full of shit...

Jennie 04-02-2004 05:01 AM

you have pictures of your anal leakage, or did you just make this up.

rounders 04-02-2004 05:01 AM

damn that scrazy

mryellow 04-02-2004 05:08 AM

Hemorrhoids can cause a bit of blood, but there are other
reasons. Some of which are life threatening if not treated early.

Go to the doctor.

It's way too hard to diagnose from simple descriptions. There are
a number of things it can be. Some of which are harmless, but a
few of which are deadly.

I hate doctors.... I educate myself and treat myself.....

but

I'd be going to the doctor if that happened to me.

-Ben

Living For Today 04-02-2004 05:11 AM

theres been a lot of sick threads today

Evelyn 04-02-2004 05:14 AM

If the blood is bright red, then you are probably going to be okay.
Small tears(fissures), broken blood vessels(from straining), polyps (small tumorlike growths, usually benign), and hemorroids(enlarged vein that can be external or internal) can cause mild to moderate bleeding in the colorectal region of your digestive tract.

Also this type of bleeding will usually be on the outside of the feces.


Dark purple or red so dark it's almost black blood located inside the stool itself is a dangerous sign. This means you have a problem located much higher up. You need to get help ASAP if this is or ever becomes the case.

It is probably still a good idea to see your doctor for a physical examination. He can refer you to a proctologist , or prescribe treatments for the above mentioned ailments.

I would take a natural stool softener, like flaxseed oil or hemp oil.
This can relieve some of the pressure cause by straining.

Sneka 04-02-2004 05:14 AM

try to find a doc forum... maybe someone know an url ?

Nonical 04-02-2004 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PostWhore
Next time use lube.
hehe

volante 04-02-2004 05:15 AM

Get to a doctor - shitting blood is not a good sign!

Happened to me once - turns out I had E.Coli poisoning (although the syptoms were completely different to yours, apart from the shitting blood bit) and ended up spending a few days in hospital, doped to the eyeballs on Pethedin... :thumbsup

sacX 04-02-2004 05:20 AM

If it was the first time, and a small amount of bright red blood don't worry about it. The story u give makes it unlikely to be something serious. Get a stool softener, you'll be fine.

Like people have been saying, black incredibly foul smelling stools = blood from higher, much worse.

jimmyf 04-02-2004 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
If the blood is bright red, then you are probably going to be okay.
Small tears(fissures), broken blood vessels(from straining), polyps (small tumorlike growths, usually benign), and hemorroids(enlarged vein that can be external or internal) can cause mild to moderate bleeding in the colorectal region of your digestive tract.

Also this type of bleeding will usually be on the outside of the feces.


Dark purple or red so dark it's almost black blood located inside the stool itself is a dangerous sign. This means you have a problem located much higher up. You need to get help ASAP if this is or ever becomes the case.

It is probably still a good idea to see your doctor for a physical examination. He can refer you to a proctologist , or prescribe treatments for the above mentioned ailments.

I would take a natural stool softener, like flaxseed oil or hemp oil.
This can relieve some of the pressure cause by straining.

Good advice and info Dr. Evelyn :thumbsup

I wouldn't worry 2 much if it's bright red.

John Hughes 04-02-2004 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sneka
try to find a doc forum... maybe someone know an url ?

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/e...cle/003130.htm

goBigtime 04-02-2004 05:30 AM

Also remember if you have been drinking or taking aspirin that your blood will be thinner so you'll be more prone to bleeding... still get it checked out.

Dveron 04-02-2004 05:30 AM

Also don't sit on the crapper all day reading. Get in do your business and get out.

Mutt 04-02-2004 05:31 AM

yup Evelyn is right - red blood usually isn't a sign of something ominous.

there's a saying that medical students learn 'when you hear hoofprints, think horses not zebras'. u have a fissure or u just had such a hard shit that u busted some blood vessels in yer ass.

tho of course a trip to the doctor can't hurt you - well, that ain't true really.....so forget the doctor maybe ..... if you're still here in 6 months that means it was nothing :thumbsup

Edguy! 04-02-2004 05:31 AM

Doesn't sound like Crohn's disease, so be thankful for that, might just be a ruptured vessel...

Evelyn 04-02-2004 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf


Good advice and info Dr. Evelyn :thumbsup

I wouldn't worry 2 much if it's bright red.

Not a Doctor yet, but I am a med school dropout! :winkwink:

jackson 04-02-2004 05:32 AM

so nasty...

Babagirls 04-02-2004 05:33 AM

and you feel the need to tell GFY because........................................... ...........

bluff 04-02-2004 05:34 AM

it's probably a ruptured hemorroid. I wouldn't worry too much about it, yet I would advise you to visit your doctor. He knows more than you do about this matter.

NoCarrier 04-02-2004 05:35 AM

Question : What are the symptoms of colorectal cancer?

Answer : blood in or on the stool

http://www.tumorboard.com/tumorboard/images/gcolon4.jpg

http://www.gastrolab.net/bcca-10.jpg

http://www.jichi.ac.jp/usr/path/exam/gifs/1035078.gif

http://www.emedicinehealth.com/image...3703-20675.jpg

bluff 04-02-2004 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn


Not a Doctor yet, but I am a med school dropout! :winkwink:

hey why did you drop out? I'm in med school now - it's such a wonderful profession!

MaDalton 04-02-2004 05:37 AM

this is exactly what i've been waiting for :eek7

Dveron 04-02-2004 05:39 AM

About time we got some pics :glugglug

sacX 04-02-2004 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
hey why did you drop out? I'm in med school now - it's such a wonderful profession!

I'm a Doctor dropout :). Taking time off to make some cash.

bluff 04-02-2004 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sacX



I'm a Doctor dropout :). Taking time off to make some cash.

hehe I know

Evelyn 04-02-2004 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
hey why did you drop out? I'm in med school now - it's such a wonderful profession!
I had to quit to take care of my father. Insulin dependent, Major CVA in left frontal, CHF, R-leg amputee. I didn't want him in a nursing home so I had him come and live with me.

I will be going back to school but it will be to get my degree in zoology emphasis on animal behavior. I also do wildlife rehabilitation. I may also continue on into veterinary science.

KMR Stitch 04-02-2004 05:52 AM

What a wonderfull place to share this...

SplitInfinity 04-02-2004 06:01 AM

Holy shit batman, this shit is crap.

How gross!! LOL

bluff 04-02-2004 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn


I had to quit to take care of my father. Insulin dependent, Major CVA in left frontal, CHF, R-leg amputee. I didn't want him in a nursing home so I had him come and live with me.

I will be going back to school but it will be to get my degree in zoology emphasis on animal behavior. I also do wildlife rehabilitation. I may also continue on into veterinary science.

that's a bad thing to hear. What age are you of, if I may ask?

DR_PHIL 04-02-2004 06:10 AM

ya poped the o-ring

montel 04-02-2004 06:39 AM

go to see a doctor.

no more pics!:glugglug

jimboc 04-02-2004 06:41 AM

piles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KRL 04-02-2004 06:46 AM

Time for a checkup. Seriously, its not worth the chance to just naively assume its only hemmoroids.

Evelyn 04-02-2004 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
that's a bad thing to hear. What age are you of, if I may ask?
I'll be 28 in 6 mo.

jimboc 04-02-2004 06:53 AM

Shit dude, nice talking to ya....:(

DarkJedi 04-02-2004 07:00 AM

sounds like ass cancer.
you're going to die.

jimboc 04-02-2004 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
sounds like ass cancer.
you're going to die.

or HIV either way you're gone:(


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