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jollyperv · 04-02-2004, 04:52 AM

I'm fucked, today I had an unusually solid and hard shit, I had to strain really hard, and after it came out, about 5 seconds later, I stood up and bright red blood ran out of my ass down my leg...I freaked the fuck out.

Anyone else have blood shitting stories to comfort me...I don't have insurance, and fuck doctors anyway, they don't know shit.

I'm afraid to shit now.

PostWhore · 04-02-2004, 04:54 AM

Next time use lube.

MaDalton · 04-02-2004, 04:54 AM

stop making excessive anal sex!

integrated · 04-02-2004, 04:55 AM

sounds like you may need a colonoscopy just to be safe

go consult a doctor

LiveDose · 04-02-2004, 04:55 AM

Go to the doctor. Don't fuck around with this.

John Hughes · 04-02-2004, 04:55 AM

I've never shit blood but I'm sure it is no more then a hemorrhoid. If it were coming from higher in your intestinal track then it wouldn't be the same color.

More Booze · 04-02-2004, 04:55 AM

Maby you just eat a piece of broken glas or something..

jollyperv · 04-02-2004, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaDalton
stop making excessive anal sex!

Ok, I won't make any more anal sex.

Dveron · 04-02-2004, 04:59 AM

Sounds like a hemorrhoid problem.

You should drink plenty of water and eat some fibrous food to soften your stool and get some exercise. Probably wanna get some cream for your ass as well until things calm down.

If the shit continues go see the doc cuase they can get pretty nasty.

broke · 04-02-2004, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by John Hughes
I've never shit blood but I'm sure it is no more then a hemorrhoid. If it were coming from higher in your intestinal track then it wouldn't be the same color.

This is likely the truth.

Bleeding higher in the bowels will lead to unusually hardened stool that is usual very dark/black in color.

That said... go see a doctor.

xxxoutsourcing · 04-02-2004, 05:00 AM

Yea yea, sounds like your full of shit...

Jennie · 04-02-2004, 05:01 AM

you have pictures of your anal leakage, or did you just make this up.

rounders · 04-02-2004, 05:01 AM

damn that scrazy

mryellow · 04-02-2004, 05:08 AM

Hemorrhoids can cause a bit of blood, but there are other
reasons. Some of which are life threatening if not treated early.

Go to the doctor.

It's way too hard to diagnose from simple descriptions. There are
a number of things it can be. Some of which are harmless, but a
few of which are deadly.

I hate doctors.... I educate myself and treat myself.....

but

I'd be going to the doctor if that happened to me.

-Ben

Living For Today · 04-02-2004, 05:11 AM

theres been a lot of sick threads today

Evelyn · 04-02-2004, 05:14 AM

If the blood is bright red, then you are probably going to be okay.
Small tears(fissures), broken blood vessels(from straining), polyps (small tumorlike growths, usually benign), and hemorroids(enlarged vein that can be external or internal) can cause mild to moderate bleeding in the colorectal region of your digestive tract.

Also this type of bleeding will usually be on the outside of the feces.

Dark purple or red so dark it's almost black blood located inside the stool itself is a dangerous sign. This means you have a problem located much higher up. You need to get help ASAP if this is or ever becomes the case.

It is probably still a good idea to see your doctor for a physical examination. He can refer you to a proctologist , or prescribe treatments for the above mentioned ailments.

I would take a natural stool softener, like flaxseed oil or hemp oil.
This can relieve some of the pressure cause by straining.

Sneka · 04-02-2004, 05:14 AM

try to find a doc forum... maybe someone know an url ?

Nonical · 04-02-2004, 05:14 AM

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Originally posted by PostWhore
Next time use lube.

hehe

volante · 04-02-2004, 05:15 AM

Get to a doctor - shitting blood is not a good sign!

Happened to me once - turns out I had E.Coli poisoning (although the syptoms were completely different to yours, apart from the shitting blood bit) and ended up spending a few days in hospital, doped to the eyeballs on Pethedin...

sacX · 04-02-2004, 05:20 AM

If it was the first time, and a small amount of bright red blood don't worry about it. The story u give makes it unlikely to be something serious. Get a stool softener, you'll be fine.

Like people have been saying, black incredibly foul smelling stools = blood from higher, much worse.

jimmyf · 04-02-2004, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
If the blood is bright red, then you are probably going to be okay.
Small tears(fissures), broken blood vessels(from straining), polyps (small tumorlike growths, usually benign), and hemorroids(enlarged vein that can be external or internal) can cause mild to moderate bleeding in the colorectal region of your digestive tract.

Also this type of bleeding will usually be on the outside of the feces.

Dark purple or red so dark it's almost black blood located inside the stool itself is a dangerous sign. This means you have a problem located much higher up. You need to get help ASAP if this is or ever becomes the case.

It is probably still a good idea to see your doctor for a physical examination. He can refer you to a proctologist , or prescribe treatments for the above mentioned ailments.

I would take a natural stool softener, like flaxseed oil or hemp oil.
This can relieve some of the pressure cause by straining.

Good advice and info Dr. Evelyn

I wouldn't worry 2 much if it's bright red.

John Hughes · 04-02-2004, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sneka
try to find a doc forum... maybe someone know an url ?

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/e...cle/003130.htm

goBigtime · 04-02-2004, 05:30 AM

Also remember if you have been drinking or taking aspirin that your blood will be thinner so you'll be more prone to bleeding... still get it checked out.

Dveron · 04-02-2004, 05:30 AM

Also don't sit on the crapper all day reading. Get in do your business and get out.

Mutt · 04-02-2004, 05:31 AM

yup Evelyn is right - red blood usually isn't a sign of something ominous.

there's a saying that medical students learn 'when you hear hoofprints, think horses not zebras'. u have a fissure or u just had such a hard shit that u busted some blood vessels in yer ass.

tho of course a trip to the doctor can't hurt you - well, that ain't true really.....so forget the doctor maybe ..... if you're still here in 6 months that means it was nothing

Edguy! · 04-02-2004, 05:31 AM

Doesn't sound like Crohn's disease, so be thankful for that, might just be a ruptured vessel...

Evelyn · 04-02-2004, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf

Good advice and info Dr. Evelyn

I wouldn't worry 2 much if it's bright red.

Not a Doctor yet, but I am a med school dropout!

jackson · 04-02-2004, 05:32 AM

so nasty...

Babagirls · 04-02-2004, 05:33 AM

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bluff · 04-02-2004, 05:34 AM

it's probably a ruptured hemorroid. I wouldn't worry too much about it, yet I would advise you to visit your doctor. He knows more than you do about this matter.

NoCarrier · 04-02-2004, 05:35 AM

Question : What are the symptoms of colorectal cancer?

Answer : blood in or on the stool

bluff · 04-02-2004, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn

Not a Doctor yet, but I am a med school dropout!

hey why did you drop out? I'm in med school now - it's such a wonderful profession!

MaDalton · 04-02-2004, 05:37 AM

this is exactly what i've been waiting for

Dveron · 04-02-2004, 05:39 AM

About time we got some pics

sacX · 04-02-2004, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
hey why did you drop out? I'm in med school now - it's such a wonderful profession!

I'm a Doctor dropout

. Taking time off to make some cash.

bluff · 04-02-2004, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sacX

I'm a Doctor dropout . Taking time off to make some cash.

hehe I know

Evelyn · 04-02-2004, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
hey why did you drop out? I'm in med school now - it's such a wonderful profession!

I had to quit to take care of my father. Insulin dependent, Major CVA in left frontal, CHF, R-leg amputee. I didn't want him in a nursing home so I had him come and live with me.

I will be going back to school but it will be to get my degree in zoology emphasis on animal behavior. I also do wildlife rehabilitation. I may also continue on into veterinary science.

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SplitInfinity · 04-02-2004, 06:01 AM

Holy shit batman, this shit is crap.

How gross!! LOL

bluff · 04-02-2004, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn

I had to quit to take care of my father. Insulin dependent, Major CVA in left frontal, CHF, R-leg amputee. I didn't want him in a nursing home so I had him come and live with me.

I will be going back to school but it will be to get my degree in zoology emphasis on animal behavior. I also do wildlife rehabilitation. I may also continue on into veterinary science.

that's a bad thing to hear. What age are you of, if I may ask?

DR_PHIL · 04-02-2004, 06:10 AM

ya poped the o-ring

montel · 04-02-2004, 06:39 AM

go to see a doctor.

no more pics!

jimboc · 04-02-2004, 06:41 AM

piles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KRL · 04-02-2004, 06:46 AM

Time for a checkup. Seriously, its not worth the chance to just naively assume its only hemmoroids.

Evelyn · 04-02-2004, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
that's a bad thing to hear. What age are you of, if I may ask?

I'll be 28 in 6 mo.

jimboc · 04-02-2004, 06:53 AM

Shit dude, nice talking to ya....

DarkJedi · 04-02-2004, 07:00 AM

sounds like ass cancer.
you're going to die.

jimboc · 04-02-2004, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
sounds like ass cancer.
you're going to die.

or HIV either way you're gone

04-02-2004, 04:52 AM	#1
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	I'm shitting blood I'm fucked, today I had an unusually solid and hard shit, I had to strain really hard, and after it came out, about 5 seconds later, I stood up and bright red blood ran out of my ass down my leg...I freaked the fuck out. Anyone else have blood shitting stories to comfort me...I don't have insurance, and fuck doctors anyway, they don't know shit. I'm afraid to shit now.

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John Hughes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: California Posts: 177	I've never shit blood but I'm sure it is no more then a hemorrhoid. If it were coming from higher in your intestinal track then it wouldn't be the same color.

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mryellow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Australia Posts: 934	Hemorrhoids can cause a bit of blood, but there are other reasons. Some of which are life threatening if not treated early. Go to the doctor. It's way too hard to diagnose from simple descriptions. There are a number of things it can be. Some of which are harmless, but a few of which are deadly. I hate doctors.... I educate myself and treat myself..... but I'd be going to the doctor if that happened to me. -Ben __________________ Cyberwurx Hosting After trying 5 different hosts, I found the best. Since 1997 I've had 2 hours of downtime. Fast support, great techs, no hype, no gimmicks. <- I in no way endorse whatever just got stuck on the left of my post.

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04-02-2004, 05:14 AM	#16
Evelyn Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Mt Olympus with a summer villa in Atlantis Posts: 584	If the blood is bright red, then you are probably going to be okay. Small tears(fissures), broken blood vessels(from straining), polyps (small tumorlike growths, usually benign), and hemorroids(enlarged vein that can be external or internal) can cause mild to moderate bleeding in the colorectal region of your digestive tract. Also this type of bleeding will usually be on the outside of the feces. Dark purple or red so dark it's almost black blood located inside the stool itself is a dangerous sign. This means you have a problem located much higher up. You need to get help ASAP if this is or ever becomes the case. It is probably still a good idea to see your doctor for a physical examination. He can refer you to a proctologist , or prescribe treatments for the above mentioned ailments. I would take a natural stool softener, like flaxseed oil or hemp oil. This can relieve some of the pressure cause by straining. __________________ The ability to quote is a servicable substitute for wit. -Somerset Maugham SAMPLE HOSTED GALLERIES 1 \| 2 \| 3 \| 4 \| 5 \| 6

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volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	Get to a doctor - shitting blood is not a good sign! Happened to me once - turns out I had E.Coli poisoning (although the syptoms were completely different to yours, apart from the shitting blood bit) and ended up spending a few days in hospital, doped to the eyeballs on Pethedin...

04-02-2004, 05:20 AM	#20
sacX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,998	If it was the first time, and a small amount of bright red blood don't worry about it. The story u give makes it unlikely to be something serious. Get a stool softener, you'll be fine. Like people have been saying, black incredibly foul smelling stools = blood from higher, much worse. __________________ Have Asian Language Traffic?

04-02-2004, 05:30 AM	#23
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	Also remember if you have been drinking or taking aspirin that your blood will be thinner so you'll be more prone to bleeding... still get it checked out.

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	yup Evelyn is right - red blood usually isn't a sign of something ominous. there's a saying that medical students learn 'when you hear hoofprints, think horses not zebras'. u have a fissure or u just had such a hard shit that u busted some blood vessels in yer ass. tho of course a trip to the doctor can't hurt you - well, that ain't true really.....so forget the doctor maybe ..... if you're still here in 6 months that means it was nothing __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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bluff Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bluffville Posts: 6,253	it's probably a ruptured hemorroid. I wouldn't worry too much about it, yet I would advise you to visit your doctor. He knows more than you do about this matter. Last edited by bluff; 04-02-2004 at 05:36 AM..

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