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buddyjuf 06-02-2004 01:33 AM
it's 4:30AM! who's got some riddles?
 
show me the riddles!

post away :winkwink:

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 06-02-2004 01:34 AM
How do you keep a dumbass in suspence?

NickPapageorgio 06-02-2004 01:35 AM
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

sixxxth_sense 06-02-2004 01:35 AM
Its white, its big, its shiny

what is it?

buddyjuf 06-02-2004 01:36 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS! :1orglaugh

buddyjuf 06-02-2004 01:36 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
Its white, its big, its shiny

what is it?
dude "big" is a relative term! you can't do this to me at 4:30am! :(

NickPapageorgio 06-02-2004 01:38 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by bdjuf
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS! :1orglaugh
Damn...thought I had you on that one.:(

buddyjuf 06-02-2004 01:38 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Damn...thought I had you on that one.:(
dude please, I am the riddle MASTAR! :winkwink:

sixxxth_sense 06-02-2004 01:39 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by bdjuf
dude "big" is a relative term! you can't do this to me at 4:30am! :(
okay here is another clue!

It's pointy!

RugbyChode 06-02-2004 01:40 AM
2 fathers and 2 sons went on a fishing trip. each caught a fish. a total of 3 fish were caught how coudl this be. (one was not eaten or lost )

reynold 06-02-2004 01:41 AM
I'm lost, where am I?!

Evelyn 06-02-2004 01:41 AM
A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
How is this possible?

NickPapageorgio 06-02-2004 01:41 AM
"At night they come without being fetched,
And by day they are lost without being stolen."

NickPapageorgio 06-02-2004 01:42 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Evelyn
A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
How is this possible?
One is post-op?

Tala 06-02-2004 01:42 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by RugbyChode
2 fathers and 2 sons went on a fishing trip. each caught a fish. a total of 3 fish were caught how coudl this be. (one was not eaten or lost )
On is a gradfather, his son is the father of the youngest, who is HIS son. Grandpa, dad, and son went fishing, caught a fish each.

NEXT

Evelyn 06-02-2004 01:42 AM
What US state is surrounded by the most water?

sixxxth_sense 06-02-2004 01:42 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Evelyn
A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
How is this possible?
They are all tranyS!!!!

RugbyChode 06-02-2004 01:42 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Evelyn
A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
How is this possible?
Ones a hemaphro

Tala 06-02-2004 01:43 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
One is post-op?
:1orglaugh

Evelyn 06-02-2004 01:43 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Evelyn
A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
How is this possible?
The other half are boys too.

Evelyn 06-02-2004 01:45 AM
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50 but if I cannot I will pay you $50.

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

sixxxth_sense 06-02-2004 01:45 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Evelyn
What US state is surrounded by the most water?
Hawaii

OWNEEED!! :)

buddyjuf 06-02-2004 01:45 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by reynold
I'm lost, where am I?!
lost :Graucho

RugbyChode 06-02-2004 01:45 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
"At night they come without being fetched,
And by day they are lost without being stolen."
stars

sixxxth_sense 06-02-2004 01:46 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Evelyn
A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
How is this possible?
ALL the children are boys, so 1/2 half are boys and so is the other half.

owned again :)

Evelyn 06-02-2004 01:46 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
Hawaii

OWNEEED!! :)
You'd be surprised how many people get it wrong with florida or california.:thumbsup

clickhappy 06-02-2004 01:47 AM
ok,

By what fractional part does four-fifths exceed three-fourths?

Tala 06-02-2004 01:48 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Evelyn
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50 but if I cannot I will pay you $50.

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
He wrote "your exact weight" on the piece of paper.

Tala 06-02-2004 01:48 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by clickhappy
ok,

By what fractional part does four-fifths exceed three-fourths?
width of/gnat's ass

sixxxth_sense 06-02-2004 01:49 AM
I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul.

What am I?

buddyjuf 06-02-2004 01:49 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Tala
He wrote "your exact weight" on the piece of paper.
I would SO have kicked his ass :1orglaugh

sixxxth_sense 06-02-2004 01:49 AM
hwomany of you googled "riddles" and went onto this site?

http://www.riddlenut.com

LOL:1orglaugh

Evelyn 06-02-2004 01:50 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by bdjuf
I would SO have kicked his ass :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yay Tala!

Tala 06-02-2004 01:50 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
hwomany of you googled "riddles" and went onto this site?

http://www.riddlenut.com

LOL:1orglaugh
For the questions or the answers?

I don't like cheaters, so I don't cheat on the answers.

PostWhore 06-02-2004 01:51 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by clickhappy
ok,

By what fractional part does four-fifths exceed three-fourths?
one-twentieths?

sixxxth_sense 06-02-2004 01:51 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Tala
For the questions or the answers?

I don't like cheaters, so I don't cheat on the answers.
questions ofcourse :)

Tala 06-02-2004 01:51 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by bdjuf
I would SO have kicked his ass :1orglaugh
You and me both. :)

clickhappy 06-02-2004 01:52 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by PostWhore
one-twentieths?
right! :thumbsup

Evelyn 06-02-2004 01:52 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
hwomany of you googled "riddles" and went onto this site?

http://www.riddlenut.com

LOL:1orglaugh
I went to http://www.riddlesandjokes.com/index...=785&server=12

RugbyChode 06-02-2004 01:54 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
hwomany of you googled "riddles" and went onto this site?

http://www.riddlenut.com

LOL:1orglaugh
google brought me there...thats some funny stuff

RugbyChode 06-02-2004 01:56 AM
if a man lives in Seattle why cant he be buried in birmingham?

Evelyn 06-02-2004 01:59 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by RugbyChode
if a man lives in Seattle why cant he be buried in birmingham?
Cause he's still alive?

pimplink 06-02-2004 02:01 AM
This is great! It's playtime!

Edguy! 06-02-2004 02:02 AM
Here's one I thought up in bed


Your NAME isn't your friend










Answer: N A ME - sounds like enemy

Good, eh ?

buddyjuf 06-02-2004 02:04 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Edguy!
Here's one I thought up in bed


Your NAME isn't your friend










Answer: N A ME - sounds like enemy

Good, eh ?
:1orglaugh not really :1orglaugh

RugbyChode 06-02-2004 02:07 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Evelyn
Cause he's still alive?
exactly

Face (o_0) 06-02-2004 02:14 AM
wow bdjuf... i'm happy to see i'm not the only person from mtl who enjoys the nightlife :thumbsup

Face (o_0) 06-02-2004 02:16 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
i gota go see the new movie :1orglaugh

the 2 trailers for it are hilarious


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