it's 4:30AM! who's got some riddles? - GoFuckYourself.com

06-02-2004, 01:33 AM

show me the riddles!

post away

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 06-02-2004, 01:34 AM

How do you keep a dumbass in suspence?

NickPapageorgio · 06-02-2004, 01:35 AM

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

sixxxth_sense · 06-02-2004, 01:35 AM

Its white, its big, its shiny

what is it?

06-02-2004, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!

06-02-2004, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
Its white, its big, its shiny

what is it?

dude "big" is a relative term! you can't do this to me at 4:30am!

NickPapageorgio · 06-02-2004, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!

Damn...thought I had you on that one.

06-02-2004, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Damn...thought I had you on that one.

dude please, I am the riddle MASTAR!

sixxxth_sense · 06-02-2004, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
dude "big" is a relative term! you can't do this to me at 4:30am!

okay here is another clue!

It's pointy!

RugbyChode · 06-02-2004, 01:40 AM

2 fathers and 2 sons went on a fishing trip. each caught a fish. a total of 3 fish were caught how coudl this be. (one was not eaten or lost )

reynold · 06-02-2004, 01:41 AM

I'm lost, where am I?!

Evelyn · 06-02-2004, 01:41 AM

A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
How is this possible?

NickPapageorgio · 06-02-2004, 01:41 AM

"At night they come without being fetched,
And by day they are lost without being stolen."

NickPapageorgio · 06-02-2004, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
How is this possible?

One is post-op?

Tala · 06-02-2004, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RugbyChode
2 fathers and 2 sons went on a fishing trip. each caught a fish. a total of 3 fish were caught how coudl this be. (one was not eaten or lost )

On is a gradfather, his son is the father of the youngest, who is HIS son. Grandpa, dad, and son went fishing, caught a fish each.

NEXT

Evelyn · 06-02-2004, 01:42 AM

What US state is surrounded by the most water?

sixxxth_sense · 06-02-2004, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
How is this possible?

They are all tranyS!!!!

RugbyChode · 06-02-2004, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
How is this possible?

Ones a hemaphro

Tala · 06-02-2004, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
One is post-op?

Evelyn · 06-02-2004, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
How is this possible?

The other half are boys too.

Evelyn · 06-02-2004, 01:45 AM

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50 but if I cannot I will pay you $50.

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

sixxxth_sense · 06-02-2004, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
What US state is surrounded by the most water?

Hawaii

OWNEEED!!

06-02-2004, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold
I'm lost, where am I?!

lost

RugbyChode · 06-02-2004, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
"At night they come without being fetched,
And by day they are lost without being stolen."

stars

sixxxth_sense · 06-02-2004, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
A woman has 7 children and exactly half of them are boy.
How is this possible?

ALL the children are boys, so 1/2 half are boys and so is the other half.

owned again

Evelyn · 06-02-2004, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
Hawaii

OWNEEED!!

You'd be surprised how many people get it wrong with florida or california.

clickhappy · 06-02-2004, 01:47 AM

ok,

By what fractional part does four-fifths exceed three-fourths?

Tala · 06-02-2004, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50 but if I cannot I will pay you $50.

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

He wrote "your exact weight" on the piece of paper.

Tala · 06-02-2004, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by clickhappy
ok,

By what fractional part does four-fifths exceed three-fourths?

width of/gnat's ass

sixxxth_sense · 06-02-2004, 01:49 AM

I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul.

What am I?

06-02-2004, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
He wrote "your exact weight" on the piece of paper.

I would SO have kicked his ass

sixxxth_sense · 06-02-2004, 01:49 AM

hwomany of you googled "riddles" and went onto this site?

http://www.riddlenut.com

LOL

Evelyn · 06-02-2004, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
I would SO have kicked his ass

Yay Tala!

Tala · 06-02-2004, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
hwomany of you googled "riddles" and went onto this site?

http://www.riddlenut.com

LOL

For the questions or the answers?

I don't like cheaters, so I don't cheat on the answers.

PostWhore · 06-02-2004, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by clickhappy
ok,

By what fractional part does four-fifths exceed three-fourths?

one-twentieths?

sixxxth_sense · 06-02-2004, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
For the questions or the answers?

I don't like cheaters, so I don't cheat on the answers.

questions ofcourse

Tala · 06-02-2004, 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
I would SO have kicked his ass

You and me both.

clickhappy · 06-02-2004, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PostWhore
one-twentieths?

right!

Evelyn · 06-02-2004, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
hwomany of you googled "riddles" and went onto this site?

http://www.riddlenut.com

LOL

I went to http://www.riddlesandjokes.com/index...=785&server=12

RugbyChode · 06-02-2004, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
hwomany of you googled "riddles" and went onto this site?

http://www.riddlenut.com

LOL

google brought me there...thats some funny stuff

RugbyChode · 06-02-2004, 01:56 AM

if a man lives in Seattle why cant he be buried in birmingham?

Evelyn · 06-02-2004, 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RugbyChode
if a man lives in Seattle why cant he be buried in birmingham?

Cause he's still alive?

pimplink · 06-02-2004, 02:01 AM

This is great! It's playtime!

Edguy! · 06-02-2004, 02:02 AM

Here's one I thought up in bed

Your NAME isn't your friend

Answer: N A ME - sounds like enemy

Good, eh ?

06-02-2004, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Edguy!
Here's one I thought up in bed

Your NAME isn't your friend

Answer: N A ME - sounds like enemy

Good, eh ?

not really

RugbyChode · 06-02-2004, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evelyn
Cause he's still alive?

exactly

Face (o_0) · 06-02-2004, 02:14 AM

wow bdjuf... i'm happy to see i'm not the only person from mtl who enjoys the nightlife

Face (o_0) · 06-02-2004, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

i gota go see the new movie

the 2 trailers for it are hilarious

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