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dapproid 08-06-2004 05:43 AM

Announcement: New Outsourcing Operation
 
Hello Guys,

We have started a new business operation now, so I thought I?d take the opportunity to use my one time announcement to introduce it to all of you.

Voila. VividMinds.Net

We?re a Business Process Outsourcing (BPO) firm located in southwest India. We?ve been preparing the launch for almost half a year now, and since a few weeks back, it?s up ?n running.
Our idea is to lease out qualified Indian technicians to webmasters and small business operations, who need cost-effective and competent labour, available at a short notice.

Special GFY Offer
We have decided to give the members of GFY a special start-up offer. It is valid until August 15th. After 15th, these fees will rise with roughly 7-13%.
No setup or cancellation fees!

Data Entry ? Personnel - $619/month
They will take care of repetitive tasks, such as submitting galleries to TGP:s and directories, answer emails and formatting texts in an Office suit.

Graphical Designer - $799/month
Experts in software like Photoshop and Macromedia Flash/Fireworks. Can design good-looking websites, galleries and tours.

System Administrator - $899/month
Can install, configure and maintain your server park.

Web Developer - $899/month
Are experienced in designing and upgrading all kinds of software in C, C++, Java, Perl, PHP, ASP, VB and C#.

These descriptions aren?t a definite truth. Most of our employees have a University degree within their field, often a Bachelor of Technology, so don?t be surprised if they have skills in other areas than listed here and on our website. If you need other skill combinations, contact us and we?ll see what we can do.

Currently, there?s no Request form available. But if you?re interested can submit a note of interest here , and we?ll get back to you within a few hours.

Affiliate Program - Big Payouts
We are also (very soon) launching an Affiliate Program for VividMinds.Net. We believe it is one of the most advantageous in the industry today. For every referred client, we pay $100 plus 10% recurring. For a $980 Web Developer, that means $98 per client and month. Refer 10 clients to us and start planning your retirement in Thailand!

Thanks for your time! All comments are greatly appreciated.

Regards,
John

Global Dialers 08-06-2004 05:44 AM

just what the industry needs :1orglaugh

AGF 08-06-2004 05:46 AM

Looks really good mate

theFeTiShLaDy 08-06-2004 06:31 AM

great offer!
goodluck with it dude.:thumbsup

dapproid 08-06-2004 10:19 PM

A bump for the California people.

JulianSosa 08-06-2004 10:26 PM

Good Prices

MR2raymond 08-06-2004 10:27 PM

:thumbsup

BradM 08-06-2004 10:29 PM

Fucking great. Another bunch of non english speaking assholes spamming my ICQ every day.

"Honey can I submit your TGP for you?"

dapproid 08-06-2004 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Fucking great. Another bunch of non english speaking assholes spamming my ICQ every day.

"Honey can I submit your TGP for you?"


We actually recommend our clients to write detailed assignment descriptions. Our operators can that way work very autonomously without a large amount of contact.

We do however send a Daily Summary of our performance and encourage our clients to comment on it, so that we can improve ourselves every day.

stocktrader23 08-06-2004 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Global Dialers
just what the industry needs :1orglaugh
With the work ethic and business practices of most Americans around here I would say this is EXACTY what the industry needs.

WebTitan 08-06-2004 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Fucking great. Another bunch of non english speaking assholes spamming my ICQ every day.

"Honey can I submit your TGP for you?"

i get those daily aswell...they just get the standard fuck off IM now :1orglaugh

dapproid 08-06-2004 11:58 PM

WebTitan: What kind of services are you using?

McDonalds Manager 08-07-2004 12:02 AM

we've been doing this for years. mcdonalds employees the largest network of adult webmasters ready to do anything short of suck cock (and sometimes even that) for an extra dollar to shop for computer and xbox games. Dont step on our industry please, we dont sell camels, you shouldnt sell web design.

http://money.cnn.com/2003/10/21/imag...donalds.03.jpg

Sincerely,
McDonalds Manager.

dapproid 08-07-2004 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by McDonalds Manager
we've been doing this for years. mcdonalds employees the largest network of adult webmasters ready to do anything short of suck cock (and sometimes even that) for an extra dollar to shop for computer and xbox games. Dont step on our industry please, we dont sell camels, you shouldnt sell web design.

http://money.cnn.com/2003/10/21/imag...donalds.03.jpg

Sincerely,
McDonalds Manager.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

JulianSosa 08-07-2004 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Fucking great. Another bunch of non english speaking assholes spamming my ICQ every day.

"Honey can I submit your TGP for you?"


Have you tried one?


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