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Machine 06-21-2001 12:39 PM

Anyone need a personal flunky in Vegas?
 
I am willing to sell myself as a personal flunky/jackass if they will bring me with them to Vegas.

Ladies, I give great back rubs.

Fellas, Im equipped with tons of dirty jokes you can have, and I can belch really loud. (That means Im cool in Guy Talk)

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12clicks 06-21-2001 12:51 PM

do you have tits?

Machine 06-21-2001 01:02 PM

I prefer to call them "Pecs" thank you. I am of the male variety, thank you very much.

You can call them man boobs if you need to though, all these pushups have paid off.

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Machine 06-21-2001 04:37 PM

Fine, I will call them tits if someone will bring me to Vegas!

Sheesh!

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MelissaD 06-21-2001 04:40 PM

Honey you posted on the wrong board, try WEN

but if you are willing to walk around in a thong and hand out flavored condoms with my business cards on them I'm more then willing, to take you to vegas depending on where you are, I'm sure all us women webmasters can pass you around, send a picture and we'll see.

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RedShoe 06-21-2001 06:06 PM

Hey Machine where do you live?

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Keev 06-21-2001 06:16 PM

What is WEN?

Whats the url to it ?

Ok i might have just asked a stupid ass question but who cares!


GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

MrBrian 06-21-2001 07:33 PM

will you ride the sybian for me?


Machine 06-21-2001 11:14 PM

I live in Michigan.

There are some pics of me here http://machinemay.tripod.com/newlook.html

Ladies, did I mention I give great back rubs?

:-)

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titmowse 06-21-2001 11:46 PM

geeze, if i'd known i could prostitute myself for a free trip, i would done it ages ago!

guess me and my real tits will just stay here in texas...and take over the internet while you kids play in vegass.



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UnseenWorld 06-22-2001 01:22 AM

I need someone to watch me shoot photos of naked chicks in my hotel room.

(yeah, right)

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Machine 06-22-2001 08:01 AM

Well dammit, I was going to keep you fully stocked with film and lighting too!

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deluxe 06-22-2001 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrBrian:
will you ride the sybian for me?


lol, that must be a pritty intense experiance for a guy...

ever tried it yourself?



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