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Old 06-21-2001, 12:39 PM   #1
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Anyone need a personal flunky in Vegas?

I am willing to sell myself as a personal flunky/jackass if they will bring me with them to Vegas.

Ladies, I give great back rubs.

Fellas, Im equipped with tons of dirty jokes you can have, and I can belch really loud. (That means Im cool in Guy Talk)

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Old 06-21-2001, 12:51 PM   #2
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do you have tits?
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Old 06-21-2001, 01:02 PM   #3
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I prefer to call them "Pecs" thank you. I am of the male variety, thank you very much.

You can call them man boobs if you need to though, all these pushups have paid off.

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Old 06-21-2001, 04:37 PM   #4
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Fine, I will call them tits if someone will bring me to Vegas!

Sheesh!

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Old 06-21-2001, 04:40 PM   #5
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Honey you posted on the wrong board, try WEN

but if you are willing to walk around in a thong and hand out flavored condoms with my business cards on them I'm more then willing, to take you to vegas depending on where you are, I'm sure all us women webmasters can pass you around, send a picture and we'll see.

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Old 06-21-2001, 06:06 PM   #6
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Hey Machine where do you live?

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Old 06-21-2001, 06:16 PM   #7
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What is WEN?

Whats the url to it ?

Ok i might have just asked a stupid ass question but who cares!


GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
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Old 06-21-2001, 07:33 PM   #8
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will you ride the sybian for me?

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Old 06-21-2001, 11:14 PM   #9
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I live in Michigan.

There are some pics of me here http://machinemay.tripod.com/newlook.html

Ladies, did I mention I give great back rubs?

:-)

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Old 06-21-2001, 11:46 PM   #10
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geeze, if i'd known i could prostitute myself for a free trip, i would done it ages ago!

guess me and my real tits will just stay here in texas...and take over the internet while you kids play in vegass.



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Old 06-22-2001, 01:22 AM   #11
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I need someone to watch me shoot photos of naked chicks in my hotel room.

(yeah, right)

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Old 06-22-2001, 08:01 AM   #12
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Well dammit, I was going to keep you fully stocked with film and lighting too!

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Old 06-22-2001, 08:12 AM   #13
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will you ride the sybian for me?

lol, that must be a pritty intense experiance for a guy...

ever tried it yourself?



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