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etech 11-07-2004 07:20 PM

Unclear about marketing terminology
 
1. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You walk right over to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed!" --That's direct marketing.
2. You're at a party with friends and see a beautiful girl. One friend goes over to her,
points at you, and says, "He's fantastic in bed." --That's advertising.
3. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You get her phone number.
You call her later and say, "Hello. I'm fantastic in bed." --That's telemarketing.
4. You see a beautiful girl at a party. She walks over to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." --That's brand recognition.

5. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You talk her into going home--with your friend. --That's a sales rep.
6. When your friend can't satisfy her, he calls you. --That's tech support.
7. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there just might be beautiful women in all these houses you're passing. You climb a telephone pole and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" --That's spam.

detoxed 11-07-2004 07:38 PM

gotta love the brand recognition

chupachups 11-07-2004 07:38 PM

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aaron 11-07-2004 07:41 PM

lol. i like the post :thumbsup

TheLegacy 11-07-2004 07:42 PM

be nice if you showed the author of that - "wink wink" - that was me in an article I wrote a while ago - could you kindly put the URL to which place it was submitted to give proper credit

TheLegacy


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