Unclear about marketing terminology - GoFuckYourself.com

etech · 11-07-2004, 07:20 PM

1. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You walk right over to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed!" --That's direct marketing.
2. You're at a party with friends and see a beautiful girl. One friend goes over to her,
points at you, and says, "He's fantastic in bed." --That's advertising.
3. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You get her phone number.
You call her later and say, "Hello. I'm fantastic in bed." --That's telemarketing.
4. You see a beautiful girl at a party. She walks over to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." --That's brand recognition.

5. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You talk her into going home--with your friend. --That's a sales rep.
6. When your friend can't satisfy her, he calls you. --That's tech support.
7. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there just might be beautiful women in all these houses you're passing. You climb a telephone pole and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" --That's spam.

detoxed · 11-07-2004, 07:38 PM

gotta love the brand recognition

chupachups · 11-07-2004, 07:38 PM

Hold så keft!!!!!

aaron · 11-07-2004, 07:41 PM

lol. i like the post

TheLegacy · 11-07-2004, 07:42 PM

be nice if you showed the author of that - "wink wink" - that was me in an article I wrote a while ago - could you kindly put the URL to which place it was submitted to give proper credit

TheLegacy

11-07-2004, 07:20 PM	#1
etech Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Right next to you.... Posts: 1,148	Unclear about marketing terminology 1. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You walk right over to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed!" --That's direct marketing. 2. You're at a party with friends and see a beautiful girl. One friend goes over to her, points at you, and says, "He's fantastic in bed." --That's advertising. 3. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You get her phone number. You call her later and say, "Hello. I'm fantastic in bed." --That's telemarketing. 4. You see a beautiful girl at a party. She walks over to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." --That's brand recognition. 5. You see a beautiful girl at a party. You talk her into going home--with your friend. --That's a sales rep. 6. When your friend can't satisfy her, he calls you. --That's tech support. 7. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there just might be beautiful women in all these houses you're passing. You climb a telephone pole and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" --That's spam. Last edited by etech; 11-07-2004 at 07:22 PM..

11-07-2004, 07:38 PM	#3
chupachups Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch! Posts: 6,576	Hold så keft!!!!! __________________

11-07-2004, 07:42 PM	#5
TheLegacy SEO Connoisseur Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brantford, Ontario Posts: 17,074	be nice if you showed the author of that - "wink wink" - that was me in an article I wrote a while ago - could you kindly put the URL to which place it was submitted to give proper credit TheLegacy __________________ SEO Connoisseur Microsoft Teams: Robert Warren SEO Telegram: @TheLegacy54 RobertWarrenSEO.com Last edited by TheLegacy; 11-07-2004 at 07:45 PM..

11-07-2004, 07:38 PM	#2
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	gotta love the brand recognition

11-07-2004, 07:41 PM	#4
aaron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: USA Posts: 4,452	lol. i like the post