Loch Ness Mullet (pics)
 

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Loch Ness Mullet: in these rare photos we see that the loch ness mullet has emerged from his home in the porta-potties in order to catch his meals. this endangered species' diet consists of trout anus, turtle testes and totino's pizza (2 for $4.00!).

once it has caught enough food for the winter, this peculiar breed goes back its makeshift home where it wraps itself in plastic and wallows in human waste. when somebody enters its home to releive him/herself, the loch ness mullet wails a harrowing and ancient sound, and claps its flippers excitedly while doing the safety dance.

Mullets Gallore

what a fat sob

Safety Dance?!?
 

The "Safety Dance"...haven't heard that one in a long time...Men Without Hats (Aussie band).

Actually, the slang dictionary defines "safety dance" as:

BTW, easier to see the gullet than the mullet in your photo.

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holy shit, wtf !?

That is one big dude

fear the mullet. and his immense gut.

That needs weights to balance it......

strange...

Damn big! :thumbsup

The last thing it needs is more weight. :1orglaugh

ha ha big dady

That's a very good boat :upsidedow

wtf! lolz

Dude! Is that an obese midget!?!?!?! :1orglaugh :helpme :eek7

that's what he looks like

So fuckin' LOL !!! mouhahahaha !

LMFAO


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Hilarious

two words...
Water Displacement

:1orglaugh Chicks dig that shit yo

If you look close enough, you can see that he's fond of the Dirty Sanchez!

And sausage-like fingers.

I can actually see him getting fatter. :disgust

THats sad I bet he doesnt see another 5 yrs

:1orglaugh

now that is a sweet mullet

jaja nice pic :1orglaugh

what i wouldnt pay to see the boat tip over...

Certainly a chubby fellow....

STAR mag would love those pics!

that is one fat dude.

Like the cock puppetry!

tony

that's what i was thinking.
his arms are really short.

ohhhh my Gosh

The stubby little arms and legs are a dead giveaway

:pimp :pimp

Nice, check out this mullet presentation!

http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/bc/42a8b649...VrLqCBqx4tDvMn

verrry fat!

ha! :1orglaugh

I need to see some 2257 please.

looks like my uncle benny

You referring to Benny Hill ? hahhahhaa

damn thats sad =\

His hands are so short. How the hell he wipes his ass?

hahaha that's one fat guy

fat motherfucker

OMg...the thighs are gone! lol

Looks like a pony tail to me, not a mullet. Probably an American Indian too.

Hahahahahaha... Awesome pic...

i bet the boat is starting to sink and likely no fish around due to his body odour.

No way! Really? I thought he was rather stocky but not big.