Loch Ness Mullet (pics) - GoFuckYourself.com

Penthouse Tony · 03-05-2005, 01:09 AM

Loch Ness Mullet: in these rare photos we see that the loch ness mullet has emerged from his home in the porta-potties in order to catch his meals. this endangered species' diet consists of trout anus, turtle testes and totino's pizza (2 for $4.00!).

once it has caught enough food for the winter, this peculiar breed goes back its makeshift home where it wraps itself in plastic and wallows in human waste. when somebody enters its home to releive him/herself, the loch ness mullet wails a harrowing and ancient sound, and claps its flippers excitedly while doing the safety dance.

Mullets Gallore

Evil Jawa · 03-05-2005, 01:10 AM

what a fat sob

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-05-2005, 01:17 AM

The "Safety Dance"...haven't heard that one in a long time...Men Without Hats (Aussie band).

Actually, the slang dictionary defines "safety dance" as:

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When two lumberjacks have anal sex with a condom, while wearing football pads, and with parental supervision.

BTW, easier to see the gullet than the mullet in your photo.

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FelixFlow · 03-05-2005, 01:19 AM

holy shit, wtf !?

Vitasoy · 03-05-2005, 01:20 AM

That is one big dude

smack · 03-05-2005, 01:43 AM

fear the mullet. and his immense gut.

thaifan99 · 03-05-2005, 01:50 AM

That needs weights to balance it......

03-05-2005, 02:09 AM

strange...

webcrawler · 03-05-2005, 02:28 AM

Damn big!

Penthouse Tony · 03-05-2005, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by thaifan99

That needs weights to balance it......

The last thing it needs is more weight.

spideriux · 03-05-2005, 04:07 AM

ha ha big dady

mardigras · 03-05-2005, 04:25 AM

That's a very good boat

postTopic · 03-05-2005, 04:26 AM

wtf! lolz

S P A N N O W · 03-05-2005, 05:00 AM

Dude! Is that an obese midget!?!?!?!

FelixFlow · 03-05-2005, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

Dude! Is that an obese midget!?!?!?!

that's what he looks like

Basic_man · 03-05-2005, 10:40 AM

So fuckin' LOL !!! mouhahahaha !

TurboAngel · 03-05-2005, 10:43 AM

LMFAO

Icon · 03-05-2005, 10:51 AM

Hilarious

two words...
Water Displacement

Spunky · 03-05-2005, 11:07 AM

Chicks dig that shit yo

lesbodojo · 06-09-2005, 09:38 AM

If you look close enough, you can see that he's fond of the Dirty Sanchez!

Penthouse Tony · 06-09-2005, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by lesbodojo

If you look close enough, you can see that he's fond of the Dirty Sanchez!

And sausage-like fingers.

xNetworx · 06-09-2005, 09:47 AM

I can actually see him getting fatter.

tony286 · 06-09-2005, 09:49 AM

THats sad I bet he doesnt see another 5 yrs

axelcat · 06-09-2005, 09:50 AM

Downtime · 06-09-2005, 09:50 AM

now that is a sweet mullet

Shok · 06-09-2005, 09:50 AM

IwantU Bryan · 06-09-2005, 09:52 AM

jaja nice pic

wallst · 06-09-2005, 09:54 AM

what i wouldnt pay to see the boat tip over...

NTSS · 06-09-2005, 09:55 AM

Certainly a chubby fellow....

BigRod · 06-09-2005, 10:21 AM

STAR mag would love those pics!

juve20 · 06-09-2005, 10:25 AM

that is one fat dude.

Like the cock puppetry!

tony

MandyBlake · 06-09-2005, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

Dude! Is that an obese midget!?!?!?!

that's what i was thinking.
his arms are really short.

spideriux · 06-09-2005, 12:09 PM

ohhhh my Gosh

topbizucksMark · 06-09-2005, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

Dude! Is that an obese midget!?!?!?!

The stubby little arms and legs are a dead giveaway

BukkakeBrown · 06-09-2005, 12:39 PM

BruceBighorn · 06-09-2005, 02:39 PM

Nice, check out this mullet presentation!

http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/bc/42a8b649...VrLqCBqx4tDvMn

ffmihai · 06-09-2005, 02:42 PM

verrry fat!

ArkansasDave · 06-09-2005, 02:43 PM

Paraskass · 06-09-2005, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Shok

I need to see some 2257 please.

FilthyRob · 06-09-2005, 02:50 PM

looks like my uncle benny

Xenophage · 06-09-2005, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by FilthyRob

looks like my uncle benny

You referring to Benny Hill ? hahhahhaa

adonthenet · 06-09-2005, 04:00 PM

damn thats sad =\

sweetME · 06-09-2005, 04:01 PM

His hands are so short. How the hell he wipes his ass?

Goose · 06-09-2005, 04:12 PM

hahaha that's one fat guy

tungsten · 06-09-2005, 04:13 PM

fat motherfucker

sniperwolf · 06-09-2005, 05:41 PM

OMg...the thighs are gone! lol

hottoddy · 06-09-2005, 06:25 PM

Looks like a pony tail to me, not a mullet. Probably an American Indian too.

tranza · 06-09-2005, 06:33 PM

Hahahahahaha... Awesome pic...

Wiggles · 06-09-2005, 07:57 PM

i bet the boat is starting to sink and likely no fish around due to his body odour.

sickkittens · 06-09-2005, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vitasoy

That is one big dude

No way! Really? I thought he was rather stocky but not big.

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