Post your best "If it was any smaller" story here.
 

Ok,

here is mine. Had a date with a guy. He was tall and good looking. When I met him he was dressed in biker leathers, had gang logos on and a cool motorcycle helmet. Good smile.. Great personality.

Told me he was part of Rock Machine. What the hell, I agreed lets go for a date.

So he said he was going to pick me up on his bike and we would take a ride to Rimouski. (About 4 hours from where I was living)

He showed up at my house.....

With a fucking scooter.
If it was any smaller I would have shit myself laughing.

shit yourself.. AGAIN!? :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

like a moped ?

Yea like a moped.

If my dick was any smaller it would be an innie :(

a 4hr drive on a fuckin moped. Nice.