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Old 04-13-2005, 08:10 AM   #1
painintheass
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Post your best "If it was any smaller" story here.

Ok,

here is mine. Had a date with a guy. He was tall and good looking. When I met him he was dressed in biker leathers, had gang logos on and a cool motorcycle helmet. Good smile.. Great personality.

Told me he was part of Rock Machine. What the hell, I agreed lets go for a date.

So he said he was going to pick me up on his bike and we would take a ride to Rimouski. (About 4 hours from where I was living)

He showed up at my house.....

With a fucking scooter.
If it was any smaller I would have shit myself laughing.
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:12 AM   #2
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If it was any smaller I would have shit myself laughing.
shit yourself.. AGAIN!?
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:25 AM   #3
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shit yourself.. AGAIN!?
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:25 AM   #4
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like a moped ?
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:49 AM   #5
painintheass
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like a moped ?
Yea like a moped.
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:52 AM   #6
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If my dick was any smaller it would be an innie
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:53 AM   #7
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a 4hr drive on a fuckin moped. Nice.
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