Lesson for the day
 

When you plan on killing your partner by setting him or her on fire, don't forget to bring a lighter. Double check you brought one BEFORE you sprinkle him/her with gasoline :1orglaugh

hahahahah good tip

Matches work just as well

Sounds like a Jack Handy quote.

Depends on where you're located. You need 1 hand to keep the victim in place and over here matches can't be lit with the flick of a thumb :upsidedow

Here's another usefull tip:

when you try to mame your partner by throwing boiling oil over him/her, make sure the carwindow is DOWN.




Both tips are based on actual news items from yesterday :1orglaugh

i guess another important tip is... make sure no one knows what you're planning or you're gonna end up in jail

Great advice, I will have to make sure I remember for the next time I am trying to kill someone.

Tip: Staying awake at key moments is important when negotiating intergalactic warfare.

just knock him/her unconsious and the problem is solved.

you don't want to burn them... make them suffer, really suffer, before they die... leave the fire until last... i prefer just to slit the throat... lie right down on top and ease the knife in... yesss

I always make a check list and follow it when doing activities of this sort.