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04-27-2005, 09:10 PM
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Lesson for the day
When you plan on killing your partner by setting him or her on fire, don't forget to bring a lighter. Double check you brought one BEFORE you sprinkle him/her with gasoline
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04-27-2005, 09:11 PM
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I can change this!!!!!
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hahahahah good tip
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04-27-2005, 09:12 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Matches work just as well
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04-27-2005, 09:12 PM
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I am a meat popsicle.
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Sounds like a Jack Handy quote.
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04-27-2005, 09:20 PM
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Depends on where you're located. You need 1 hand to keep the victim in place and over here matches can't be lit with the flick of a thumb  |
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04-27-2005, 09:21 PM
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Here's another usefull tip:
when you try to mame your partner by throwing boiling oil over him/her, make sure the carwindow is DOWN. Both tips are based on actual news items from yesterday |
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04-28-2005, 12:40 AM
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i guess another important tip is... make sure no one knows what you're planning or you're gonna end up in jail
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04-28-2005, 12:45 AM
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Great advice, I will have to make sure I remember for the next time I am trying to kill someone.
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04-28-2005, 12:47 AM
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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Tip: Staying awake at key moments is important when negotiating intergalactic warfare.
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04-28-2005, 12:47 AM
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04-28-2005, 01:11 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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you don't want to burn them... make them suffer, really suffer, before they die... leave the fire until last... i prefer just to slit the throat... lie right down on top and ease the knife in... yesss
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04-28-2005, 01:12 AM
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I always make a check list and follow it when doing activities of this sort.
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