Note to Jehovas: Don't come over when I'm wearing my Fastsize
 

I think the middle aged woman was more impressed with my bulging jeans than her 25 year old daughter.

Chaching.

dude... answer the door wearing nothing BUT your fastsize. That'll give them a whole other God to believe in :winkwink:

You make a lot of posts regarding your penis and/or sex, lately.

I just open the door with my dogs freaking out and they back up quick

that or tell them I'd rather stick a pencil in my eye than talk to them

last time they were in our neighborhood we were sitting out front in our rocking chairs having a glass of wine and they completely avoided us. Could have been my husband's tattoos scared them

:helpme ?

ask them if jehovah means satan

I think it means "Brown Slacks".

For the record Holly, the reason for that is because I never got action for YEARS. Recently I've become a local manwhore and I am pretty excited about it. Just catching up with shit I should have been doing at 15+. Just got started late. Works out, the chicks seem easier now anyway.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh