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Old 12-09-2005, 12:13 PM   #1
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Note to Jehovas: Don't come over when I'm wearing my Fastsize

I think the middle aged woman was more impressed with my bulging jeans than her 25 year old daughter.

Chaching.
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Old 12-09-2005, 12:17 PM   #2
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dude... answer the door wearing nothing BUT your fastsize. That'll give them a whole other God to believe in
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Old 12-09-2005, 12:20 PM   #3
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You make a lot of posts regarding your penis and/or sex, lately.
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Old 12-09-2005, 12:35 PM   #4
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I just open the door with my dogs freaking out and they back up quick

that or tell them I'd rather stick a pencil in my eye than talk to them

last time they were in our neighborhood we were sitting out front in our rocking chairs having a glass of wine and they completely avoided us. Could have been my husband's tattoos scared them
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Old 12-09-2005, 12:36 PM   #5
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Old 12-09-2005, 12:39 PM   #6
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ask them if jehovah means satan
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Old 12-09-2005, 12:47 PM   #7
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I think it means "Brown Slacks".
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Old 12-09-2005, 12:50 PM   #8
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Old 12-09-2005, 01:18 PM   #9
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You make a lot of posts regarding your penis and/or sex, lately.
For the record Holly, the reason for that is because I never got action for YEARS. Recently I've become a local manwhore and I am pretty excited about it. Just catching up with shit I should have been doing at 15+. Just got started late. Works out, the chicks seem easier now anyway.
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Old 12-09-2005, 01:26 PM   #10
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I think the middle aged woman was more impressed with my bulging jeans than her 25 year old daughter.

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