I should start a GFY version of "Punked."
 

In relation to this thread.



"[04:20] AaronM: Is that hot blond available still?
[04:21] YAron: Yes
[04:21] AaronM: The skinny one with small tits and totally shaved.

She's hot.
[04:21] YAron: Yes she ia available
[04:21] AaronM: Is she a good cook?
[04:22] YAron: cook? What do you mean?
[04:22] AaronM: I mean if I am getting a mail order bride, I would like to know if she can cook.
[04:23] YAron: be onest I really do not know. But I can find out right now! I can call her!
[04:24] AaronM: Do you know if she is a good fuck or not? She looks like she would be wild in bed.
[04:26] YAron: looks like but who knows. I never had sex with her!
[04:28] YAron: listen do u wanna order her?
[04:28] AaronM: Well, I gotta tell you that I am very new to this sort of thing. In fact, it's my first time ever looking for a woman outside of the US but I hear they are dedicated, loyal, and love sex.

Maybe I am going about this all wrong? What should I know about mail order brides? Is this really legal or what?

And not that I am cheap but I don't have any clue what sort of financial figures we are talking about to get her here.

What do I need to know?

I appreciate your help with this. Thank you.
[04:30] AaronM: And yes, I am very interested in discussing ordering her.
[04:31] AaronM: Hello?
[04:31] YAron: wait a minute ok?
[04:31] AaronM: ok
[04:32] YAron: U wanna bring her to US?
[04:33] AaronM: Isn't that how this usually works? Or do I go there?
[04:35] YAron: U r talking about mail order bride? U wanna married her?
[04:35] YAron: am I wrong?
[04:35] AaronM: I would want to meet her first, of course.
[04:36] YAron: listen! I think u sould come! first! She has never seen u before
[04:37] AaronM: Does that usually matter?
[04:38] YAron: if u r talking about wedding? Yes
[04:38] AaronM: And what if I just want to fuck her for a few months? Kinda like lease with the option to buy?
[04:41] AaronM: I have a friend who is interested in the same sort of deal with the other girl.
[04:41] YAron: fuck her for a few month?
[04:43] AaronM: Am I not understanding you correctly? Is she not a hooker who's looking for somebody to bring her to the US?
[04:44] YAron: We're not in a pimp business
[04:45] AaronM: So people usually just marry these girls without having any time to test drive them first?
[04:46] YAron: we r photographers we r not selling the girls
[04:46] AaronM: What?
[04:46] AaronM: The thing said to message you if I wanted to order the girl.
[04:47] YAron: order the custom sets photo or videos
[04:47] AaronM: No shit?
[04:48] AaronM: Why would people want videos or pics instead of the girls themselves? That seems silly.

You can't really fuck the pictures or videos.

A real doll would be a better investment for that.
[04:49] AaronM: I guess i misunderstood. Sorry to waste your time like this.
[04:49] AaronM: :(
[04:51] YAron: no problem
[04:52] AaronM: One more question......
[04:52] YAron: yeappp!
[04:52] AaronM: Can she properly shoe a horse?
[04:52] YAron: listen to"



Now, I must give credit where credit is due...... "[04:45] Tat2jr: ask if she can shoe a horse.... it's very important."

:1orglaugh If I'm gonna order a bride thru the mail, I need her to tend to the farming duties... If she can't shoe a horse, then she's no good to me!

AMEN Brotha!

I know how it is living up there in Orygon!

AaronM
 

Please register ALL the dimensions of flattery in this...

This is the OPPOSITE of you:

http://www.itsablackthang.com/images.../maestro-L.jpg

Merry xmas, lover -- :)


2hp

Of course that's the opposite of me. That's a thin black man and I'm a fat Mexican.

haha picking on the ppl that don't understand english well.. oh man I done my share.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh funny!

You are the GFY version of Humpty Dumpty

now thats funny

lol Got a pic of this bride?

So fucking funnny I spit out my coffee over the shoe a horse question

lol

Hey now. You told me you were black. :helpme

OMG that could be a really fun idea

served by santa - now that's punked!

I would have liked to see his facial expression to that question. :1orglaugh

You would be the PERFECT person for a GFY version of punked. :thumbsup

After Atlanta with you and Vanilla, which still brings tears of laughter to my eyes, I would very much enjoy your show, Punked GFY Style! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

OMG, I almost forgot about that!!! That was fucking hilarious!!! :1orglaugh

you're fat?

Fat mexican?? I did not know you were over weight!

LMFAO!

Good times, good times.

Vanilla and I make a good team like that while you just sit there in awe and wonder WTF is going on. :1orglaugh

Damn that was funny stuff. :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You two had me feeling like I was on drugs or something. Having a total conversation about nothing like you guys knew what you were saying. When I was in the bathroom I thought I was having an acid flash back from high school. :1orglaugh

Red Blue it's always red or was it blue? I can't remember! :Hollering

How could you ever forget that! That was one of the best times ever I have had at a show. You two had me rolling. You missed our breakfast this past show! :( Next show we will have to continue the room service breakfast call. That poor room service guy didn't know what to do! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Blue, the answer is ALWAYS blue.

Write that down. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh I'm laughing in tears here...


Now I DEMAND a GFY Punk'ed version hosted by nobody else than AaronM himself, that would be THE addition to GFY - maybe Team up with Ambush Interview - first punk 'em then give 'em the Ambush :1orglaugh

That was some funny shit to read.

Happy holidays guys

He seems to be a friendly guy though.

Okay blue! Got it! On my monitor! :1orglaugh

WHAT??? NO WAY... It's RED!! Geesh! :winkwink:

The only time it is red is when I spank your hot little ass for arguing with me.

And of course, when I am done, it will be black and BLUE.

Fuck! I wish someone woulda clued me in on that tidbit. I've been picking the red, and my life is in shambles.

Now the only thing that will be *Blue* are your balls... Otherwise, it's always *Red*

brilliant. i was crying when i read this. :thumbsup