I should start a GFY version of "Punked." - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 12-23-2005, 05:55 AM

In relation to this thread.

"[04:20] AaronM: Is that hot blond available still?
[04:21] YAron: Yes
[04:21] AaronM: The skinny one with small tits and totally shaved.

She's hot.
[04:21] YAron: Yes she ia available
[04:21] AaronM: Is she a good cook?
[04:22] YAron: cook? What do you mean?
[04:22] AaronM: I mean if I am getting a mail order bride, I would like to know if she can cook.
[04:23] YAron: be onest I really do not know. But I can find out right now! I can call her!
[04:24] AaronM: Do you know if she is a good fuck or not? She looks like she would be wild in bed.
[04:26] YAron: looks like but who knows. I never had sex with her!
[04:28] YAron: listen do u wanna order her?
[04:28] AaronM: Well, I gotta tell you that I am very new to this sort of thing. In fact, it's my first time ever looking for a woman outside of the US but I hear they are dedicated, loyal, and love sex.

Maybe I am going about this all wrong? What should I know about mail order brides? Is this really legal or what?

And not that I am cheap but I don't have any clue what sort of financial figures we are talking about to get her here.

What do I need to know?

I appreciate your help with this. Thank you.
[04:30] AaronM: And yes, I am very interested in discussing ordering her.
[04:31] AaronM: Hello?
[04:31] YAron: wait a minute ok?
[04:31] AaronM: ok
[04:32] YAron: U wanna bring her to US?
[04:33] AaronM: Isn't that how this usually works? Or do I go there?
[04:35] YAron: U r talking about mail order bride? U wanna married her?
[04:35] YAron: am I wrong?
[04:35] AaronM: I would want to meet her first, of course.
[04:36] YAron: listen! I think u sould come! first! She has never seen u before
[04:37] AaronM: Does that usually matter?
[04:38] YAron: if u r talking about wedding? Yes
[04:38] AaronM: And what if I just want to fuck her for a few months? Kinda like lease with the option to buy?
[04:41] AaronM: I have a friend who is interested in the same sort of deal with the other girl.
[04:41] YAron: fuck her for a few month?
[04:43] AaronM: Am I not understanding you correctly? Is she not a hooker who's looking for somebody to bring her to the US?
[04:44] YAron: We're not in a pimp business
[04:45] AaronM: So people usually just marry these girls without having any time to test drive them first?
[04:46] YAron: we r photographers we r not selling the girls
[04:46] AaronM: What?
[04:46] AaronM: The thing said to message you if I wanted to order the girl.
[04:47] YAron: order the custom sets photo or videos
[04:47] AaronM: No shit?
[04:48] AaronM: Why would people want videos or pics instead of the girls themselves? That seems silly.

You can't really fuck the pictures or videos.

A real doll would be a better investment for that.
[04:49] AaronM: I guess i misunderstood. Sorry to waste your time like this.
[04:49] AaronM:
[04:51] YAron: no problem
[04:52] AaronM: One more question......
[04:52] YAron: yeappp!
[04:52] AaronM: Can she properly shoe a horse?
[04:52] YAron: listen to"

Now, I must give credit where credit is due...... "[04:45] Tat2jr: ask if she can shoe a horse.... it's very important."

Tat2Jr · 12-23-2005, 05:58 AM

If I'm gonna order a bride thru the mail, I need her to tend to the farming duties... If she can't shoe a horse, then she's no good to me!

AaronM · 12-23-2005, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Tat2Jr

If I'm gonna order a bride thru the mail, I need her to tend to the farming duties... If she can't shoe a horse, then she's no good to me!

AMEN Brotha!

Tat2Jr · 12-23-2005, 06:00 AM

I know how it is living up there in Orygon!

2HousePlague · 12-23-2005, 06:05 AM

Please register ALL the dimensions of flattery in this...

This is the OPPOSITE of you:

Merry xmas, lover --

2hp

AaronM · 12-23-2005, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

Please register ALL the dimensions of flattery in this...

This is the OPPOSITE of you:

Merry xmas, lover --

2hp

Of course that's the opposite of me. That's a thin black man and I'm a fat Mexican.

Fucksakes · 12-23-2005, 06:14 AM

haha picking on the ppl that don't understand english well.. oh man I done my share.

Oracle Porn · 12-23-2005, 06:31 AM

funny!

Midget · 12-23-2005, 06:34 AM

You are the GFY version of Humpty Dumpty

Pete-KT · 12-23-2005, 06:34 AM

now thats funny

Sin · 12-23-2005, 09:57 AM

lol Got a pic of this bride?

Brad Gosse · 12-23-2005, 10:10 AM

So fucking funnny I spit out my coffee over the shoe a horse question

lol

Raven · 12-23-2005, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Of course that's the opposite of me. That's a thin black man and I'm a fat Mexican.

Hey now. You told me you were black.

CherryLipsRosa · 12-23-2005, 11:03 AM

OMG that could be a really fun idea

SleazyDream · 12-23-2005, 11:52 AM

served by santa - now that's punked!

ronaldo · 12-23-2005, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

[04:52] AaronM: One more question......
[04:52] YAron: yeappp!
[04:52] AaronM: Can she properly shoe a horse?

I would have liked to see his facial expression to that question.

Loryn · 12-23-2005, 11:57 AM

You would be the PERFECT person for a GFY version of punked.

After Atlanta with you and Vanilla, which still brings tears of laughter to my eyes, I would very much enjoy your show, Punked GFY Style!

Tim · 12-23-2005, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

AaronM: And what if I just want to fuck her for a few months? Kinda like lease with the option to buy?

Vanilla DeVille · 12-23-2005, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

You would be the PERFECT person for a GFY version of punked.

After Atlanta with you and Vanilla, which still brings tears of laughter to my eyes, I would very much enjoy your show, Punked GFY Style!

OMG, I almost forgot about that!!! That was fucking hilarious!!!

Mr. Jim · 12-23-2005, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

I'm a fat Mexican.

you're fat?

pornguy · 12-23-2005, 12:24 PM

Fat mexican?? I did not know you were over weight!

AaronM · 12-23-2005, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

You would be the PERFECT person for a GFY version of punked.

After Atlanta with you and Vanilla, which still brings tears of laughter to my eyes, I would very much enjoy your show, Punked GFY Style!

LMFAO!

Good times, good times.

Vanilla and I make a good team like that while you just sit there in awe and wonder WTF is going on.

Damn that was funny stuff.

EdgeXXX · 12-23-2005, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

[04:38] AaronM: And what if I just want to fuck her for a few months? Kinda like lease with the option to buy?

Loryn · 12-23-2005, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

LMFAO!

Good times, good times.

Vanilla and I make a good team like that while you just sit there in awe and wonder WTF is going on.

Damn that was funny stuff.

You two had me feeling like I was on drugs or something. Having a total conversation about nothing like you guys knew what you were saying. When I was in the bathroom I thought I was having an acid flash back from high school.

Red Blue it's always red or was it blue? I can't remember!

Loryn · 12-23-2005, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

OMG, I almost forgot about that!!! That was fucking hilarious!!!

How could you ever forget that! That was one of the best times ever I have had at a show. You two had me rolling. You missed our breakfast this past show!

Next show we will have to continue the room service breakfast call. That poor room service guy didn't know what to do!

AaronM · 12-23-2005, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

You two had me feeling like I was on drugs or something. Having a total conversation about nothing like you guys knew what you were saying. When I was in the bathroom I thought I was having an acid flash back from high school.

Red Blue it's always red or was it blue? I can't remember!

Blue, the answer is ALWAYS blue.

Write that down.

JOKER · 12-23-2005, 02:13 PM

I'm laughing in tears here...

Now I DEMAND a GFY Punk'ed version hosted by nobody else than AaronM himself, that would be THE addition to GFY - maybe Team up with Ambush Interview - first punk 'em then give 'em the Ambush

That was some funny shit to read.

Happy holidays guys

FuqALot · 12-23-2005, 02:19 PM

He seems to be a friendly guy though.

Loryn · 12-23-2005, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Blue, the answer is ALWAYS blue.

Write that down.

Okay blue! Got it! On my monitor!

Vanilla DeVille · 12-23-2005, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Blue, the answer is ALWAYS blue.

Write that down.

WHAT??? NO WAY... It's RED!! Geesh!

AaronM · 12-23-2005, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

WHAT??? NO WAY... It's RED!! Geesh!

The only time it is red is when I spank your hot little ass for arguing with me.

And of course, when I am done, it will be black and BLUE.

Tat2Jr · 12-23-2005, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Blue, the answer is ALWAYS blue.

Write that down.

Fuck! I wish someone woulda clued me in on that tidbit. I've been picking the red, and my life is in shambles.

Vanilla DeVille · 12-23-2005, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

The only time it is red is when I spank your hot little ass for arguing with me.

And of course, when I am done, it will be black and BLUE.

Now the only thing that will be *Blue* are your balls... Otherwise, it's always *Red*

jonesy · 12-23-2005, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

[04:52] AaronM: One more question......
[04:52] YAron: yeappp!
[04:52] AaronM: Can she properly shoe a horse?
[04:52] YAron: listen to[/b]"

Now, I must give credit where credit is due...... "[04:45] Tat2jr: ask if she can shoe a horse.... it's very important."

brilliant. i was crying when i read this.

12-23-2005, 05:55 AM	#1
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	I should start a GFY version of "Punked." In relation to this thread. "[04:20] AaronM: Is that hot blond available still? [04:21] YAron: Yes [04:21] AaronM: The skinny one with small tits and totally shaved. She's hot. [04:21] YAron: Yes she ia available [04:21] AaronM: Is she a good cook? [04:22] YAron: cook? What do you mean? [04:22] AaronM: I mean if I am getting a mail order bride, I would like to know if she can cook. [04:23] YAron: be onest I really do not know. But I can find out right now! I can call her! [04:24] AaronM: Do you know if she is a good fuck or not? She looks like she would be wild in bed. [04:26] YAron: looks like but who knows. I never had sex with her! [04:28] YAron: listen do u wanna order her? [04:28] AaronM: Well, I gotta tell you that I am very new to this sort of thing. In fact, it's my first time ever looking for a woman outside of the US but I hear they are dedicated, loyal, and love sex. Maybe I am going about this all wrong? What should I know about mail order brides? Is this really legal or what? And not that I am cheap but I don't have any clue what sort of financial figures we are talking about to get her here. What do I need to know? I appreciate your help with this. Thank you. [04:30] AaronM: And yes, I am very interested in discussing ordering her. [04:31] AaronM: Hello? [04:31] YAron: wait a minute ok? [04:31] AaronM: ok [04:32] YAron: U wanna bring her to US? [04:33] AaronM: Isn't that how this usually works? Or do I go there? [04:35] YAron: U r talking about mail order bride? U wanna married her? [04:35] YAron: am I wrong? [04:35] AaronM: I would want to meet her first, of course. [04:36] YAron: listen! I think u sould come! first! She has never seen u before [04:37] AaronM: Does that usually matter? [04:38] YAron: if u r talking about wedding? Yes [04:38] AaronM: And what if I just want to fuck her for a few months? Kinda like lease with the option to buy? [04:41] AaronM: I have a friend who is interested in the same sort of deal with the other girl. [04:41] YAron: fuck her for a few month? [04:43] AaronM: Am I not understanding you correctly? Is she not a hooker who's looking for somebody to bring her to the US? [04:44] YAron: We're not in a pimp business [04:45] AaronM: So people usually just marry these girls without having any time to test drive them first? [04:46] YAron: we r photographers we r not selling the girls [04:46] AaronM: What? [04:46] AaronM: The thing said to message you if I wanted to order the girl. [04:47] YAron: order the custom sets photo or videos [04:47] AaronM: No shit? [04:48] AaronM: Why would people want videos or pics instead of the girls themselves? That seems silly. You can't really fuck the pictures or videos. A real doll would be a better investment for that. [04:49] AaronM: I guess i misunderstood. Sorry to waste your time like this. [04:49] AaronM: [04:51] YAron: no problem [04:52] AaronM: One more question...... [04:52] YAron: yeappp! [04:52] AaronM: Can she properly shoe a horse? [04:52] YAron: listen to" Now, I must give credit where credit is due...... "[04:45] Tat2jr: ask if she can shoe a horse.... it's very important."

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