FedEx Is holding my Fleshlight Hostage!
 

It's been sitting in arizona for the past 5 days... and i live in boston!

http://img446.imageshack.us/img446/2651/fedex1ro.jpg

They are testing it out..

they are passing it around

Its in the break room.

Did someone say FLeshlight?

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<3 to juicy

you're never gonna get it. they probably opened the box and are now going to keep it.

mine has been used by 27 diff ppl too I guess lol ... still not here :/

hahahahahaha :1orglaugh

Gonna have to check it out for semen before i test it out.

So if i use it after 15 fedex employees have had thier way with it... does that make me non-hetero?

Anyone needs anything, all my affiliates are banking

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"Order being sent over to warehouse for processing :-)

-JDL"

That's what I was told on November 21 and I have not received mine!

Mine arrived but fedex is holding it for ransom.
tell me I need to pay $15 or else.

I sale cheap fleshlights.. New or used :)

Your not the first one

rigth Juicy :/

themmm fuckers :(

:1orglaugh

Mmmmmmm Fleshlight Creampie.

THIS IS THE GUY THAT TRIED TO STEAL MY FLESHLIGHT.. :1orglaugh

http://www.internethumorsucks.com/wp...leshlights.jpg

HE RETURNED IT AFTER A FEW DAYS. :thumbsup

shoot me email send another out to you :pimp

maybe your girlfriend found out about your order and paid the guys in fedex not to deliver it

Had fun with FedEx myself. They couldn't quite look at me in the eyes when I picked it up.

it will come opened, and USED

I never got one. I never asked for one, but I am sure the people that the post office would keep mine.

They're trying it out. :) Don't worry, they'll wash it before sending it on.

You still have your left hand right? :winkwink"

FedEx should be sponsored by Fleshlight to avoid hostaging someone else's fleshlight.

why do you need it?

thats a ground shipment, so its in the back of the trailer on its way to Boston..its pretty hard for the driver to scan the parcels for progress updates while he is driving...

Its probably in the employee bathroom.