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dissipate · 12-27-2005, 01:15 PM

It's been sitting in arizona for the past 5 days... and i live in boston!

Stallion · 12-27-2005, 01:16 PM

They are testing it out..

sfera · 12-27-2005, 01:17 PM

they are passing it around

Matt 26z · 12-27-2005, 01:19 PM

Its in the break room.

Juicy D. Links · 12-27-2005, 01:21 PM

Did someone say FLeshlight?

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dissipate · 12-27-2005, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Did someone say Fleshlight?

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smack · 12-27-2005, 01:47 PM

you're never gonna get it. they probably opened the box and are now going to keep it.

DutchTeenCash · 12-27-2005, 01:47 PM

mine has been used by 27 diff ppl too I guess lol ... still not here :/

Babagirls · 12-27-2005, 01:48 PM

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dissipate · 12-27-2005, 01:49 PM

Gonna have to check it out for semen before i test it out.

dissipate · 12-27-2005, 01:50 PM

So if i use it after 15 fedex employees have had thier way with it... does that make me non-hetero?

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abadfish · 12-27-2005, 01:56 PM

"Order being sent over to warehouse for processing :-)

-JDL"

That's what I was told on November 21 and I have not received mine!

cool1 · 12-27-2005, 02:50 PM

Mine arrived but fedex is holding it for ransom.
tell me I need to pay $15 or else.

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Rui · 12-27-2005, 03:34 PM

Your not the first one

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Violetta · 12-27-2005, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stallion

They are testing it out..

gornyhuy · 12-27-2005, 03:40 PM

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bobv50 · 12-27-2005, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

It's been sitting in arizona for the past 5 days... and i live in boston!

THIS IS THE GUY THAT TRIED TO STEAL MY FLESHLIGHT..

HE RETURNED IT AFTER A FEW DAYS.

Juicy D. Links · 12-27-2005, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abadfish

"Order being sent over to warehouse for processing :-)

-JDL"

That's what I was told on November 21 and I have not received mine!

shoot me email send another out to you

je_rome · 12-27-2005, 06:10 PM

maybe your girlfriend found out about your order and paid the guys in fedex not to deliver it

Mike Okitch · 12-27-2005, 06:14 PM

Had fun with FedEx myself. They couldn't quite look at me in the eyes when I picked it up.

Manowar · 12-27-2005, 06:15 PM

it will come opened, and USED

pornguy · 12-27-2005, 06:17 PM

I never got one. I never asked for one, but I am sure the people that the post office would keep mine.

Fizzgig · 12-27-2005, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

It's been sitting in arizona for the past 5 days... and i live in boston!

They're trying it out.

Don't worry, they'll wash it before sending it on.

reynold · 12-27-2005, 10:28 PM

You still have your left hand right? :winkwink"

reed_4 · 12-28-2005, 01:30 AM

FedEx should be sponsored by Fleshlight to avoid hostaging someone else's fleshlight.

Lev · 12-28-2005, 01:41 AM

why do you need it?

the Shemp · 12-28-2005, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

It's been sitting in arizona for the past 5 days... and i live in boston!

thats a ground shipment, so its in the back of the trailer on its way to Boston..its pretty hard for the driver to scan the parcels for progress updates while he is driving...

phonesex · 12-28-2005, 01:47 AM

Its probably in the employee bathroom.

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