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SleazyDream 12-28-2005 12:56 PM

Great emails from Sleazydream surfers.
 
got this one today


I have been viewing ur website for number of years,and I find it full of eroticism,and sexually attractive,Iam an Young man,I have a different sort of issue,its not related to ur site or anything,I need a suggestion from u guys.let me explain the issue to u,,, I love older womens,with big tits,I love My aunt,she is a sex bomb and I have an secret crush on her,but I simply cant go and tell her. because I have an fear inside that if she rejects,it will be great great trouble for me.. I could be killed by them... I really need an helping hand from u guys.she is around 40 years and too sexy for me... I really need to know how to move on,and what shall I do,,,,, I want to have a sexual relations with her,but I cant tell her.. please help me in this regard.....Iam waiting for an answer.


jesus - that's fucked up

Jay_StandAhead 12-28-2005 01:07 PM

whoa....

Ramos 12-28-2005 01:08 PM

tell him to squeeze those titties

ElvisManson 12-28-2005 01:08 PM

your brother needs to learn better spelling and grammar.

;)

Dalai lama 12-28-2005 01:09 PM

make him self confident Sleazy ;)

Harmon 12-28-2005 01:09 PM

Tell him to buy several website memberships from your mature galleries and you will hook wim up with a hottie. Then, never deliver and mail his message to his aunt and her mafia like family so he can be killed. Maybe his CC will continue to rebill after he is deceased. :glugglug

Phoenix 12-28-2005 01:11 PM

tell him to set it up so they are alone and then just use my patented put his dick in her hand manouver...it works almost 5% of the time

sickkittens 12-28-2005 01:11 PM

Tell him to go for it and to setup a hidden camera.

Fresh 12-28-2005 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
tell him to squeeze those titties

exactly :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

seeric 12-28-2005 01:13 PM

LOL


Dr. Sleazy.


You should have a column.

SykkBoy 12-28-2005 01:13 PM

wow, suddenly the customer service emails I deal with don't seem so bad...most of them are just "I look for sexy american women to make sex with"

MetaMan 12-28-2005 01:14 PM

i love how SleazyCream is venting past entires from his diaries and labelling them as "Great emails from Sleazydream surfers".

Manowar 12-28-2005 01:15 PM

ahahah wierdos

KMR Stitch 12-28-2005 01:21 PM

posting inscest on gfy?

did a story voyer site get raided by the fbi for that?

Harmon 12-28-2005 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch
posting inscest on gfy?

did a story voyer site get raided by the fbi for that?

yes. They did. Here come the feds.

Screaming 12-28-2005 01:22 PM

That is just..odd

ffmihai 12-28-2005 01:46 PM

so, you gave him a "helping hand.." LOL ?

Jarmusch 12-28-2005 01:54 PM

Tell him to get her drunk and get down.

Wiggles 12-28-2005 01:57 PM

tell him to tell her and broadcast it live on an internet feed :)

graphicspimp 12-28-2005 03:04 PM

love those Indian tgp surfers - tell him to get a credit card or quit bothering you :)

sixone 12-28-2005 03:07 PM

Incest on GFY????

Hypocrite
http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/557312-razr-v3c-takes-pics.html

LittleMack 12-28-2005 03:54 PM

This made me spit my drink, jesus that is great

pornguy 12-28-2005 03:57 PM

thats a funny one. I have gotten some really good ones myself, but I dont post them.

dissipate 12-28-2005 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos
tell him to squeeze those titties

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hova 12-28-2005 04:05 PM

what an idiot

Big Red Machine 12-28-2005 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch
Tell him to get her drunk and get down.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

je_rome 12-28-2005 06:37 PM

I'm sure its from someone lurking around this board.

reynold 12-28-2005 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles
tell him to tell her and broadcast it live on an internet feed :)

He said he's too shy for that.. :1orglaugh

PixeLs 12-29-2005 01:36 AM

Useless without the aunt's pic..


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