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SleazyDream · 12-28-2005, 12:56 PM

got this one today

I have been viewing ur website for number of years,and I find it full of eroticism,and sexually attractive,Iam an Young man,I have a different sort of issue,its not related to ur site or anything,I need a suggestion from u guys.let me explain the issue to u,,, I love older womens,with big tits,I love My aunt,she is a sex bomb and I have an secret crush on her,but I simply cant go and tell her. because I have an fear inside that if she rejects,it will be great great trouble for me.. I could be killed by them... I really need an helping hand from u guys.she is around 40 years and too sexy for me... I really need to know how to move on,and what shall I do,,,,, I want to have a sexual relations with her,but I cant tell her.. please help me in this regard.....Iam waiting for an answer.

jesus - that's fucked up

Jay_StandAhead · 12-28-2005, 01:07 PM

whoa....

Ramos · 12-28-2005, 01:08 PM

tell him to squeeze those titties

ElvisManson · 12-28-2005, 01:08 PM

your brother needs to learn better spelling and grammar.

;)

Dalai lama · 12-28-2005, 01:09 PM

make him self confident Sleazy ;)

Harmon · 12-28-2005, 01:09 PM

Tell him to buy several website memberships from your mature galleries and you will hook wim up with a hottie. Then, never deliver and mail his message to his aunt and her mafia like family so he can be killed. Maybe his CC will continue to rebill after he is deceased.

Phoenix · 12-28-2005, 01:11 PM

tell him to set it up so they are alone and then just use my patented put his dick in her hand manouver...it works almost 5% of the time

sickkittens · 12-28-2005, 01:11 PM

Tell him to go for it and to setup a hidden camera.

Fresh · 12-28-2005, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos

tell him to squeeze those titties

exactly

seeric · 12-28-2005, 01:13 PM

LOL

Dr. Sleazy.

You should have a column.

SykkBoy · 12-28-2005, 01:13 PM

wow, suddenly the customer service emails I deal with don't seem so bad...most of them are just "I look for sexy american women to make sex with"

MetaMan · 12-28-2005, 01:14 PM

i love how SleazyCream is venting past entires from his diaries and labelling them as "Great emails from Sleazydream surfers".

Manowar · 12-28-2005, 01:15 PM

ahahah wierdos

KMR Stitch · 12-28-2005, 01:21 PM

posting inscest on gfy?

did a story voyer site get raided by the fbi for that?

Harmon · 12-28-2005, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

posting inscest on gfy?

did a story voyer site get raided by the fbi for that?

yes. They did. Here come the feds.

Screaming · 12-28-2005, 01:22 PM

That is just..odd

ffmihai · 12-28-2005, 01:46 PM

so, you gave him a "helping hand.." LOL ?

Jarmusch · 12-28-2005, 01:54 PM

Tell him to get her drunk and get down.

Wiggles · 12-28-2005, 01:57 PM

tell him to tell her and broadcast it live on an internet feed

graphicspimp · 12-28-2005, 03:04 PM

love those Indian tgp surfers - tell him to get a credit card or quit bothering you

sixone · 12-28-2005, 03:07 PM

Incest on GFY????

Hypocrite
http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/557312-razr-v3c-takes-pics.html

LittleMack · 12-28-2005, 03:54 PM

This made me spit my drink, jesus that is great

pornguy · 12-28-2005, 03:57 PM

thats a funny one. I have gotten some really good ones myself, but I dont post them.

dissipate · 12-28-2005, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramos

tell him to squeeze those titties

hova · 12-28-2005, 04:05 PM

what an idiot

Big Red Machine · 12-28-2005, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Tell him to get her drunk and get down.

je_rome · 12-28-2005, 06:37 PM

I'm sure its from someone lurking around this board.

reynold · 12-28-2005, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles

tell him to tell her and broadcast it live on an internet feed

He said he's too shy for that..

PixeLs · 12-29-2005, 01:36 AM

Useless without the aunt's pic..

12-28-2005, 12:56 PM	#1
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12-28-2005, 01:08 PM	#3
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12-28-2005, 01:09 PM	#6
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12-28-2005, 01:08 PM	#4
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12-28-2005, 01:11 PM	#7
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12-28-2005, 01:13 PM	#10
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12-28-2005, 01:13 PM	#11
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12-28-2005, 01:14 PM	#12
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12-28-2005, 01:15 PM	#13
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12-28-2005, 01:21 PM	#14
KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	posting inscest on gfy? did a story voyer site get raided by the fbi for that?

12-28-2005, 01:22 PM	#16
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12-28-2005, 01:46 PM	#17
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12-28-2005, 01:54 PM	#18
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	Tell him to get her drunk and get down.

12-28-2005, 01:57 PM	#19
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12-28-2005, 03:04 PM	#20
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12-28-2005, 03:07 PM	#21
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12-28-2005, 03:54 PM	#22
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12-28-2005, 03:57 PM	#23
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12-28-2005, 06:37 PM	#27
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12-29-2005, 01:36 AM	#29
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