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I just met a 21 year old virgin with an awesome personality and a body that is as hot as hell. Please, wish me luck!

hmmm a 21 year old virgin with a hot personality and body?

In Canada?

Something fishy is going on here...

You declined to say whether or not it is a male or female.

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It's not banned at any TGP's.

Keep up the good work!

-eru

GOOD LUCK... :thumbsup

Internet chat room chick huh?

Good luck, you are gonna need it. :thumbsup

Hey.
1st of all good luck
BUT
I want to understand something...
Isnt it enough that she has a great personality and hot-as-hell body? Is it inportant that she is virgin?
I mean - if you DO get lucky and you fuck her brains out (maybe as lucky as to do it on the first date [maybe she is a nymphomaniac virgin :Graucho]) then she will be just a "great personality with hot-as-hell a body"? Is that it?
So the minute you fuck her you will loose interest (as most of us do after the first fuck anyway :1orglaugh ). did I get you correctly?
So - hell - who needs luck - you will have to work hard to get that fuck anyway - so I say that for a great body - you can skip the luck and hard work and get a $300 whore top-model class :thumbsup
As for great personality - you could date me :winkwink:

Ain't I rite' ppl?

give her a dirty sanchez, it will snap her into your world of sexual deviance post haste

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Haha.. first off, not an internet date.. I met her at a social event, and have run into her several times since. She is female.

The only important part of being a virgin is that I get to help shape her sexual beliefs. Who is she going to believe? The friend who tells her that X-Y and Z fetishes are fucked up, or me.. the only person she's ever had sex with.

Normally, I shy away from virgins, but with a personality as wicked as hers, I don't think it's going to be a problem. (I won't fuck-em and drop em..)

I'm super excited, and I think my close freinds are probably tired of hearing about it now. Haha.

how much did you pay her?? are you so sure your getting any??

:1orglaugh

How do you even know she's a virgin, I am highly doubting there are any untouched girls in the Tdot

Whats his name?

April Fools Day was on the 1st ;) You're a few days late.

Does she know you are a smut peddler?

Haha.. I'm just going to give her a protein mask.. I'm wondering if I should go deviant with her right away -- probably.. if she likes it, she won't even think of leaving .. hahah.

On which planet????

All girls are dirty dirty bisexual sluts deep down. It is your job to bring it out.

Its true.

Does she know I peddle smut? Most likely. I'm not one of these hide in my closet & don't tell anyone people.. although I don't really advertise it either. I also have a bit of an advantage.. in her world, I'm a prominent public figure. I've tried not to take advantage of that, but now I think maybe I will.. haha.

she has a penis

She does not.. but she does have one other thing ... an identical twin.

Unfortunately, I can't seem to work her into the equasion..

Then send her to Seattle =)

Haha... I have a feeling she'd like Seattle.. as for the first one...

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Haha.. pretty good tune. I'm all about old school. Try Ice-Cube.. Givin up the nappy dugout.

To bad she isnt reading this thread :1orglaugh
(rolling eyes)

bone already fucked her, how can she be a virgin?

Pics Please --- Topless or get a webcam and make a live feed to the cherry poppin'

Jp

Gooduck man.. maybe u found love within lust?

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LOL

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Yeah and the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and I are planning to take on the Hun as THE number one TGP.

Heh.. well, you can see why I'm excited.. and no, I'm not a gullable idiot.. she would NEVER tell me she was a virgin, and I didn't need any convincing on the Personality & Hot Body part.

You should make a list of all the stuff you intent to do to her.
Study that list......don't forget anything that is on the list
Jerk Off 3 times before you shag her and offcourse don't forget
to enlight her how good a gentle assfuck can be!

Now go boy and don't let our image down!

DynaMite:thumbsup

HEy, great news dude. Good luck.

She's lying.:)

Or maybe a Mormon.

Duuuuuude hit me up on icq!!:)

Is she a tall blonde by any chance?

adultwire, rumor goes quite a lot of virgins these days are only virgins in their mains socket. she may well be cherry popped aggressively and extensively in her alternative orifice!

beware! or as my grandmother used to say (in other context) "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is".

Martin: No, but if you have one of those, I'll take her too.

shemale.

Someone just bump into a mirror? :winkwink:

CRAP!! Okay guys, you can stop wishing me luck. I figured it out.