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AdultWire · 04-10-2002, 07:16 PM

I just met a 21 year old virgin with an awesome personality and a body that is as hot as hell. Please, wish me luck!

[Labret] · 04-10-2002, 07:26 PM

hmmm a 21 year old virgin with a hot personality and body?

In Canada?

Something fishy is going on here...

You declined to say whether or not it is a male or female.

eru · 04-10-2002, 07:26 PM

Hey AdultWire -- I use your free host a lot.
It's not banned at any TGP's.

Keep up the good work!

-eru

marty · 04-10-2002, 07:28 PM

GOOD LUCK...

AaronM · 04-10-2002, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultWire
I just met a 21 year old virgin with an awesome personality and a body that is as hot as hell. Please, wish me luck!

Internet chat room chick huh?

Good luck, you are gonna need it.

XXXManager · 04-10-2002, 07:35 PM

Hey.
1st of all good luck
BUT
I want to understand something...
Isnt it enough that she has a great personality and hot-as-hell body? Is it inportant that she is virgin?
I mean - if you DO get lucky and you fuck her brains out (maybe as lucky as to do it on the first date [maybe she is a nymphomaniac virgin

]) then she will be just a "great personality with hot-as-hell a body"? Is that it?
So the minute you fuck her you will loose interest (as most of us do after the first fuck anyway

). did I get you correctly?
So - hell - who needs luck - you will have to work hard to get that fuck anyway - so I say that for a great body - you can skip the luck and hard work and get a $300 whore top-model class

As for great personality - you could date me

Ain't I rite' ppl?

kmanrox · 04-10-2002, 07:40 PM

give her a dirty sanchez, it will snap her into your world of sexual deviance post haste

AdultWire · 04-10-2002, 07:41 PM

ERU: Thanks for the good word on the Freehost. Please spread the word to anyone you know is needing freehosting. I'm doing a big traffic push right now.

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Haha.. first off, not an internet date.. I met her at a social event, and have run into her several times since. She is female.

The only important part of being a virgin is that I get to help shape her sexual beliefs. Who is she going to believe? The friend who tells her that X-Y and Z fetishes are fucked up, or me.. the only person she's ever had sex with.

Normally, I shy away from virgins, but with a personality as wicked as hers, I don't think it's going to be a problem. (I won't fuck-em and drop em..)

I'm super excited, and I think my close freinds are probably tired of hearing about it now. Haha.

DPlayMax · 04-10-2002, 07:43 PM

how much did you pay her?? are you so sure your getting any??

tree · 04-10-2002, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
give her a dirty sanchez, it will snap her into your world of sexual deviance post haste

Pipecrew · 04-10-2002, 07:45 PM

How do you even know she's a virgin, I am highly doubting there are any untouched girls in the Tdot

^R3K^ · 04-10-2002, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultWire
I just met a 21 year old virgin with an awesome personality and a body that is as hot as hell. Please, wish me luck!

Whats his name?

PersianKitty · 04-10-2002, 07:45 PM

April Fools Day was on the 1st ;) You're a few days late.

[Labret] · 04-10-2002, 07:46 PM

Does she know you are a smut peddler?

AdultWire · 04-10-2002, 07:46 PM

Haha.. I'm just going to give her a protein mask.. I'm wondering if I should go deviant with her right away -- probably.. if she likes it, she won't even think of leaving .. hahah.

Lev · 04-10-2002, 07:47 PM

Quote:

I just met a 21 year old virgin with an awesome personality and a body that is as hot as hell. Please, wish me luck!

On which planet????

[Labret] · 04-10-2002, 07:48 PM

All girls are dirty dirty bisexual sluts deep down. It is your job to bring it out.

Its true.

AdultWire · 04-10-2002, 07:50 PM

Does she know I peddle smut? Most likely. I'm not one of these hide in my closet & don't tell anyone people.. although I don't really advertise it either. I also have a bit of an advantage.. in her world, I'm a prominent public figure. I've tried not to take advantage of that, but now I think maybe I will.. haha.

burn · 04-10-2002, 07:51 PM

she has a penis

AdultWire · 04-10-2002, 07:55 PM

She does not.. but she does have one other thing ... an identical twin.

Unfortunately, I can't seem to work her into the equasion..

BrettJ · 04-10-2002, 07:57 PM

Then send her to Seattle =)

AdultWire · 04-10-2002, 08:05 PM

Haha... I have a feeling she'd like Seattle.. as for the first one...

"Marry me, and my entire free-hosting empire will be yours!"

Pipecrew · 04-10-2002, 08:06 PM

Download the song, if you dont have it already, help you crack those virgins!

Custom - Hey Mister

AdultWire · 04-10-2002, 08:29 PM

Haha.. pretty good tune. I'm all about old school. Try Ice-Cube.. Givin up the nappy dugout.

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-10-2002, 08:59 PM

To bad she isnt reading this thread

(rolling eyes)

Jamie · 04-10-2002, 10:19 PM

bone already fucked her, how can she be a virgin?

Exxxotica · 04-10-2002, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
give her a dirty sanchez, it will snap her into your world of sexual deviance post haste

AMEN!!!

bunky · 04-10-2002, 10:34 PM

Pics Please --- Topless or get a webcam and make a live feed to the cherry poppin'

Jp

Gooduck man.. maybe u found love within lust?

bunky · 04-10-2002, 10:36 PM

|||since amp isnt here|||

If you cant lay her.. throw her out the window crack open her skull with a hammer and Format Brain

bunky

FATPad · 04-10-2002, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]
hmmm a 21 year old virgin with a hot personality and body?

In Canada?

Something fishy is going on here...

You declined to say whether or not it is a male or female.

LOL

AdultWire · 04-11-2002, 01:24 AM

ERU: I see you brought some more of your good traffic today.. You probably didn't need it, but I tripled your space quota's just in case. If you ever need more, just shoot me an email.

wildjohn999 · 04-11-2002, 01:28 AM

Yeah and the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and I are planning to take on the Hun as THE number one TGP.

AdultWire · 04-11-2002, 01:40 AM

Heh.. well, you can see why I'm excited.. and no, I'm not a gullable idiot.. she would NEVER tell me she was a virgin, and I didn't need any convincing on the Personality & Hot Body part.

ServerGenius · 04-11-2002, 02:54 AM

You should make a list of all the stuff you intent to do to her.
Study that list......don't forget anything that is on the list
Jerk Off 3 times before you shag her and offcourse don't forget
to enlight her how good a gentle assfuck can be!

Now go boy and don't let our image down!

DynaMite

chodadog · 04-11-2002, 04:41 AM

HEy, great news dude. Good luck.

Mike Semen · 04-11-2002, 07:44 AM

She's lying.

Mike Semen · 04-11-2002, 07:46 AM

Or maybe a Mormon.

Martin · 04-11-2002, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultWire
She does not.. but she does have one other thing ... an identical twin.

Unfortunately, I can't seem to work her into the equasion..

Duuuuuude hit me up on icq!!

Martin · 04-11-2002, 07:50 AM

Is she a tall blonde by any chance?

capribex · 04-11-2002, 07:59 AM

adultwire, rumor goes quite a lot of virgins these days are only virgins in their mains socket. she may well be cherry popped aggressively and extensively in her alternative orifice!

beware! or as my grandmother used to say (in other context) "if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is".

AdultWire · 04-11-2002, 11:06 AM

Martin: No, but if you have one of those, I'll take her too.

h0st · 04-11-2002, 11:29 AM

shemale.

Cyndalie · 04-11-2002, 11:31 AM

Someone just bump into a mirror?

AdultWire · 04-11-2002, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Someone just bump into a mirror?

CRAP!! Okay guys, you can stop wishing me luck. I figured it out.

04-10-2002, 07:16 PM	#1
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AdultWire Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 962	ERU: Thanks for the good word on the Freehost. Please spread the word to anyone you know is needing freehosting. I'm doing a big traffic push right now. --- Haha.. first off, not an internet date.. I met her at a social event, and have run into her several times since. She is female. The only important part of being a virgin is that I get to help shape her sexual beliefs. Who is she going to believe? The friend who tells her that X-Y and Z fetishes are fucked up, or me.. the only person she's ever had sex with. Normally, I shy away from virgins, but with a personality as wicked as hers, I don't think it's going to be a problem. (I won't fuck-em and drop em..) I'm super excited, and I think my close freinds are probably tired of hearing about it now. Haha. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	hmmm a 21 year old virgin with a hot personality and body? In Canada? Something fishy is going on here... You declined to say whether or not it is a male or female.

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eru Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hawai'i Posts: 2,612	Hey AdultWire -- I use your free host a lot. It's not banned at any TGP's. Keep up the good work! -eru

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XXXManager So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy Posts: 893	Hey. 1st of all good luck BUT I want to understand something... Isnt it enough that she has a great personality and hot-as-hell body? Is it inportant that she is virgin? I mean - if you DO get lucky and you fuck her brains out (maybe as lucky as to do it on the first date [maybe she is a nymphomaniac virgin ]) then she will be just a "great personality with hot-as-hell a body"? Is that it? So the minute you fuck her you will loose interest (as most of us do after the first fuck anyway ). did I get you correctly? So - hell - who needs luck - you will have to work hard to get that fuck anyway - so I say that for a great body - you can skip the luck and hard work and get a $300 whore top-model class As for great personality - you could date me Ain't I rite' ppl?

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Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	How do you even know she's a virgin, I am highly doubting there are any untouched girls in the Tdot

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	All girls are dirty dirty bisexual sluts deep down. It is your job to bring it out. Its true.

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AdultWire Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 962	Does she know I peddle smut? Most likely. I'm not one of these hide in my closet & don't tell anyone people.. although I don't really advertise it either. I also have a bit of an advantage.. in her world, I'm a prominent public figure. I've tried not to take advantage of that, but now I think maybe I will.. haha. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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AdultWire Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 962	She does not.. but she does have one other thing ... an identical twin. Unfortunately, I can't seem to work her into the equasion.. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	Then send her to Seattle =)

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AdultWire Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 962	Haha... I have a feeling she'd like Seattle.. as for the first one... "Marry me, and my entire free-hosting empire will be yours!" __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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