I'm Really Scared And I Need Beer Money
 

I don't know what I'm going to do. You all know that a while ago my crack dealer stopped me cold turkey. And since I couldn't get any more crack for her and the kids, my wife and kids went to live with my mom. My mom is being an asswipe and whore about the whole thing for reasons I don't understand.

Now, my rent is due in a few days AND there's no beer left in the fridge! I've tried looking for work, but none of the day care centers want any help. I don't understand. My child abuse conviction was three years ago. I've done my time and paid my debt to society.

I tried selling my car, but the blood stains on the carpet make that hard, plus the fact that it's up on blocks in the front yard. I know it will work: it just needs some professional attention.

I want to sell my domains: slutseatingpizza.com, eighteenandhivpositive.com, and anorexicangeldusters.com. They are averaging 80,000 TGP hits a day with a 1:4000 conversion ratio. Any takers? I know all they need is a little work.

Anyway, anybody got any ideas? I'm accepting donations. Anything will do: $1000, $5000, $75,000. Just e-mail me at webmaster@(any one of the above domains) and I'll give you my account number, plus I'll send you a real Hallmark card as a thank you.

There's got to be some mercy in this world!

Bulldog = fag

nice essay, but i don't know what you're talking about

Then you might have considered skipping this thread.

lol. i really don't think that is darren.

not enough spelling errors. :1orglaugh

spacedog and spacehog

good couple :thumbsup

:2 cents:

id fuck off u dick

HUH WHAT that is Not me I swear. I dont know what I can do to prove its not me but its not. Ive been away all day since i posted that other thread At a computer fayre!!?? Anyway its not me what is ur problem kid ?? i get FUCKING blamed for everything but i swear its not me

How original.