I'm Really Scared And I Need Beer Money - GoFuckYourself.com

spacehog · 04-13-2002, 05:09 PM

I don't know what I'm going to do. You all know that a while ago my crack dealer stopped me cold turkey. And since I couldn't get any more crack for her and the kids, my wife and kids went to live with my mom. My mom is being an asswipe and whore about the whole thing for reasons I don't understand.

Now, my rent is due in a few days AND there's no beer left in the fridge! I've tried looking for work, but none of the day care centers want any help. I don't understand. My child abuse conviction was three years ago. I've done my time and paid my debt to society.

I tried selling my car, but the blood stains on the carpet make that hard, plus the fact that it's up on blocks in the front yard. I know it will work: it just needs some professional attention.

I want to sell my domains: slutseatingpizza.com, eighteenandhivpositive.com, and anorexicangeldusters.com. They are averaging 80,000 TGP hits a day with a 1:4000 conversion ratio. Any takers? I know all they need is a little work.

Anyway, anybody got any ideas? I'm accepting donations. Anything will do: $1000, $5000, $75,000. Just e-mail me at webmaster@(any one of the above domains) and I'll give you my account number, plus I'll send you a real Hallmark card as a thank you.

There's got to be some mercy in this world!

Pipecrew · 04-13-2002, 05:13 PM

Bulldog = fag

Singer · 04-13-2002, 05:13 PM

nice essay, but i don't know what you're talking about

spacehog · 04-13-2002, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Singer
nice essay, but i don't know what you're talking about

Then you might have considered skipping this thread.

ldinternet · 04-13-2002, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Bulldog = fag

lol. i really don't think that is darren.

not enough spelling errors.

B.Diker · 04-13-2002, 05:22 PM

spacedog and spacehog

good couple

the bulldog · 04-13-2002, 05:23 PM

id fuck off u dick

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Bulldog = fag

HUH WHAT that is Not me I swear. I dont know what I can do to prove its not me but its not. Ive been away all day since i posted that other thread At a computer fayre!!?? Anyway its not me what is ur problem kid ?? i get FUCKING blamed for everything but i swear its not me

Warphead · 04-13-2002, 05:29 PM

How original.

04-13-2002, 05:09 PM	#1
spacehog So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Tobacco Road Posts: 2	I'm Really Scared And I Need Beer Money I don't know what I'm going to do. You all know that a while ago my crack dealer stopped me cold turkey. And since I couldn't get any more crack for her and the kids, my wife and kids went to live with my mom. My mom is being an asswipe and whore about the whole thing for reasons I don't understand. Now, my rent is due in a few days AND there's no beer left in the fridge! I've tried looking for work, but none of the day care centers want any help. I don't understand. My child abuse conviction was three years ago. I've done my time and paid my debt to society. I tried selling my car, but the blood stains on the carpet make that hard, plus the fact that it's up on blocks in the front yard. I know it will work: it just needs some professional attention. I want to sell my domains: slutseatingpizza.com, eighteenandhivpositive.com, and anorexicangeldusters.com. They are averaging 80,000 TGP hits a day with a 1:4000 conversion ratio. Any takers? I know all they need is a little work. Anyway, anybody got any ideas? I'm accepting donations. Anything will do: $1000, $5000, $75,000. Just e-mail me at webmaster@(any one of the above domains) and I'll give you my account number, plus I'll send you a real Hallmark card as a thank you. There's got to be some mercy in this world!

04-13-2002, 05:13 PM	#3
Singer Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Penn State University Main Campus Posts: 437	nice essay, but i don't know what you're talking about __________________ www.JesusBoard.com

04-13-2002, 05:13 PM	#2
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Bulldog = fag

04-13-2002, 05:22 PM	#6
B.Diker Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,286	spacedog and spacehog good couple

04-13-2002, 05:29 PM	#8
Warphead Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kiss my yankee dick. Posts: 994	How original.