For the next 41 minutes you can ask me anything
 

I will answer all questions to the best of my ability between now and when Texas Dreams takes the GFY server down.

Waiting for the room to warm up anyhow.

whats your favorite desert?

Besides good links, what is the most important factor in getting good SEO rankings?

where do baby elephants come from?

as i asked the other seuthsayer....how many thumbs will i crop while gfy is down?

I would have to say the Mohave, it is the only one I spend much time in.

I would have to say relevant content.

The stork brings them.

Easiest way to get ranked #1 on Google :)

I don't know if you are doing it automated or by hand, if by hand I would guess about 100, if automated 1000. Probably depends on how many you have to do.

Pick an obscure search phrase that no one else wants.

974 by hand shitty milf pics

Are you actually cropping them, or just making thumbs from the full sized pic? I may have misunderstood initially.

I am going to guess at an average of 1 every 75 seconds, and 30 minutes of downtime = 24 (if actually cropping)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? :helpme

anal or oral?

spit or swallow?

About a cord

oral, whether giving or receiving

sorry but i know this one....a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
and taking the large image which none of which are actually large and making them into thumbs or something like that im a freaking newb

I don't really care what they do with it after it leaves me.

Were you really Harley-Davidson's first customer???

http://www.texasdreams.com/baddog_hd.jpg

brokeback mountain or the crying game

So just resizing? I have a program that would finish all of them in close to a half hour I would think.

When was the last time you got a hair cut?

No, they sold the first one to a guy in Wisconsin.

Unfamiliar with the crying game, but I have no interest in brokeback, so guess I would have to opt for it.

hmmm, good question . . . I am guessing right before Internext 2005

http://fubarwebmasters.com/current/v...a/100_1967.jpg

I stand corrected

Corrected about what?

easter bunny or the tooth fairy?

Rabbits have too many bones, so I would eat the tooth fairy.

scared me for a second

ty and i may look into these schpiels for now i will use the stone age action just in case the world goes dark i will be prepared

what was noah's wifes name ( noaoh's ark noah )

According to Jewish tradition her name is Naamah, however, that is pure speculation. It was found scratched onto a piece of wood, and the Jews thought the wood was from the Ark, and that she scratched her name into the wood when she was bored one day.

Can you tell your past weeks menu from your beard?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

time for bed.

I trim it pretty regularly, so no.

Why are you still a virgin?

What's your most valued material posession? (minus work tools)

Whats the best cure for haemherroids?

Hmm... the last time a virgin had children, the calendar reset itself.

So something tells me that he can't be a virgin or else it would only be year 20 something (however old his kids are).

There's two types of virgins a male can be... :thumbsup

why not?

Probably to avoid getting them in the first place. From my understanding, once you get them, surgery is the only cure.

are you still able to get erections the natural way?

My bike.

Dont you think that its time to shave?

For women, yes. Never even tried pills.