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Old 02-26-2006, 01:19 AM   #1
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Old 02-26-2006, 01:20 AM   #2
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Old 02-26-2006, 01:21 AM   #4
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as i asked the other seuthsayer....how many thumbs will i crop while gfy is down?
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Old 02-26-2006, 01:23 AM   #6
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I would have to say the Mohave, it is the only one I spend much time in.
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Old 02-26-2006, 01:25 AM   #7
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Besides good links, what is the most important factor in getting good SEO rankings?
I would have to say relevant content.
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Old 02-26-2006, 01:25 AM   #8
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Old 02-26-2006, 01:27 AM   #10
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as i asked the other seuthsayer....how many thumbs will i crop while gfy is down?

I don't know if you are doing it automated or by hand, if by hand I would guess about 100, if automated 1000. Probably depends on how many you have to do.
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I don't know if you are doing it automated or by hand, if by hand I would guess about 100, if automated 1000. Probably depends on how many you have to do.
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Old 02-26-2006, 01:32 AM   #13
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Are you actually cropping them, or just making thumbs from the full sized pic? I may have misunderstood initially.
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Old 02-26-2006, 01:35 AM   #14
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I am going to guess at an average of 1 every 75 seconds, and 30 minutes of downtime = 24 (if actually cropping)
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Old 02-26-2006, 01:38 AM   #18
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Old 02-26-2006, 01:39 AM   #19
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sorry but i know this one....a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
and taking the large image which none of which are actually large and making them into thumbs or something like that im a freaking newb
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Old 02-26-2006, 01:40 AM   #21
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sorry but i know this one....a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
and taking the large image which none of which are actually large and making them into thumbs or something like that im a freaking newb
So just resizing? I have a program that would finish all of them in close to a half hour I would think.
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Unfamiliar with the crying game, but I have no interest in brokeback, so guess I would have to opt for it.
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hmmm, good question . . . I am guessing right before Internext 2005

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So just resizing? I have a program that would finish all of them in close to a half hour I would think.
ty and i may look into these schpiels for now i will use the stone age action just in case the world goes dark i will be prepared
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According to Jewish tradition her name is Naamah, however, that is pure speculation. It was found scratched onto a piece of wood, and the Jews thought the wood was from the Ark, and that she scratched her name into the wood when she was bored one day.
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Hmm... the last time a virgin had children, the calendar reset itself.

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There's two types of virgins a male can be...
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