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sexy_les 03-06-2006 07:35 PM

Dating Tips Needed !! Relationship
 
heyyyyy

so iv been dating a girl for few months, so how do i tell her to have sex with me ?

any ideas

thx mates

After Shock Media 03-06-2006 07:37 PM

It has been a few months, the door is closed. You are offically the guy friend.
Look on the bright side. She will spend countless hours on the phone with you talking about all the men who mistreat her or pleasure her endlessly for hours on end and before hanging up she will ask you to fix her car or move something and in the future you have lined up a great job as a babysitter.

QualityMpegs 03-06-2006 07:39 PM

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reynold 03-06-2006 08:51 PM

...and welcome to GFY, your on line source of dating tips

bogo 03-06-2006 09:47 PM

seems like you have a half descent chick....when the time is right,it will happen naturaly..

yota71 03-07-2006 01:05 PM

You have to up the game. Tell her you met someone who seemed real nice and she is a model. See If she pics up the pace.Be carefull she may just play the game with you and show interest in your new found friend.

2HousePlague 03-07-2006 01:06 PM

Ask her to the prom.




2hp

dodger21 03-07-2006 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QualityMpegs


:thumbsup :thumbsup

GlydeGirl 03-07-2006 01:08 PM

Just do it... next time you are on a date, bring her back to your place, kiss her all over while bringing her to your bedroom, take off her panties, lick her pussy until she creams, slip on a condom, then slide your dick in her pussy.

Lee 03-07-2006 01:11 PM

Why not club her over the head and then have your way? Worked for the neanderthals.

O MARINA 03-07-2006 01:30 PM

If Jacks Prom idea doesn't work, I will offer you a free SexSearch membership :)

2HousePlague 03-07-2006 01:31 PM

Marina is my dream prom date -- :winkwink:



2hp

wdsguy 03-07-2006 01:33 PM

surfer alert.

Pipecrew 03-07-2006 01:36 PM

Tell her you have blue balls and if she doesnt satisfy you, you could die. Have some documentation on hand claiming its a medical condition.

Raven 03-07-2006 02:37 PM

How far have you gotten with her yet?

If you haven't yet kissed her, you might want to try that. Take her somewhere private, give her a bunch of daisies.....or tea roses....do a night picnic somewhere nice...and kiss the bitch. If she kisses you back, keep moving down. If not, you're only out a bunch of daisies and some hours.

qwe 03-07-2006 02:57 PM

few months ? you need to act on it within few weeks lol... sorry man, u in a friends zone, there's no way out :error

nick1980 03-07-2006 10:40 PM

Take it one step at a time. Some women do not want agressive men. Take it from me. Ive been there also!
Goodluck!

RogerV 03-07-2006 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
It has been a few months, the door is closed. You are offically the guy friend.
Look on the bright side. She will spend countless hours on the phone with you talking about all the men who mistreat her or pleasure her endlessly for hours on end and before hanging up she will ask you to fix her car or move something and in the future you have lined up a great job as a babysitter.

SO true .. Any time is the right time dont ask just make the move.. If you fail move on to another girl

RogerV 03-07-2006 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura
Just do it... next time you are on a date, bring her back to your place, kiss her all over while bringing her to your bedroom, take off her panties, lick her pussy until she creams, slip on a condom, then slide your dick in her pussy.

Thats how I do it every Friday


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