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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Dating Tips Needed !! Relationship
heyyyyy
so iv been dating a girl for few months, so how do i tell her to have sex with me ? any ideas thx mates |
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It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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It has been a few months, the door is closed. You are offically the guy friend.
Look on the bright side. She will spend countless hours on the phone with you talking about all the men who mistreat her or pleasure her endlessly for hours on end and before hanging up she will ask you to fix her car or move something and in the future you have lined up a great job as a babysitter.
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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...and welcome to GFY, your on line source of dating tips
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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seems like you have a half descent chick....when the time is right,it will happen naturaly..
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You have to up the game. Tell her you met someone who seemed real nice and she is a model. See If she pics up the pace.Be carefull she may just play the game with you and show interest in your new found friend.
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: the attic
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Ask her to the prom.
2hp
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Just do it... next time you are on a date, bring her back to your place, kiss her all over while bringing her to your bedroom, take off her panties, lick her pussy until she creams, slip on a condom, then slide your dick in her pussy.
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Kernow
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Why not club her over the head and then have your way? Worked for the neanderthals.
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I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
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If Jacks Prom idea doesn't work, I will offer you a free SexSearch membership
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CURATOR
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: the attic
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Marina is my dream prom date --
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Ryde or Die
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surfer alert.
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Master of Gfy.com
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Tell her you have blue balls and if she doesnt satisfy you, you could die. Have some documentation on hand claiming its a medical condition.
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How far have you gotten with her yet?
If you haven't yet kissed her, you might want to try that. Take her somewhere private, give her a bunch of daisies.....or tea roses....do a night picnic somewhere nice...and kiss the bitch. If she kisses you back, keep moving down. If not, you're only out a bunch of daisies and some hours.
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#16 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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few months ? you need to act on it within few weeks lol... sorry man, u in a friends zone, there's no way out
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#17 |
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Take it one step at a time. Some women do not want agressive men. Take it from me. Ive been there also!
Goodluck!
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