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Juicy D. Links 03-14-2006 01:52 PM

Best Way to Stick A Suppository up you Pooper?
 
Anybody have tips?

Ice 03-14-2006 01:55 PM

Man after all the toys and twinks you have had, I'm suprised that fucker just doesn't go up there like a ping pong ball into a basketball hoop :)

G-Rotica 03-14-2006 01:56 PM

Use a stick.

Relish XXX 03-14-2006 01:56 PM

No lube, enojy the pain!

shermo 03-14-2006 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice
Man after all the toys and twinks you have had, I'm suprised that fucker just doesn't go up there like a ping pong ball into a basketball hoop :)

My thoughts exactly!

I wish I could help you Juicy, but I'm not experienced in the art of shoving things up my arse.

dodger21 03-14-2006 01:57 PM

Hotdog down a hallway is the first thing that comes to mind.

SilentKnight 03-14-2006 01:59 PM

http://www.cumminstools.com/prodimg/4110.jpg

You'll need to go with the most suitable calibre, of course. Avoid using c02, though.

stickyfingerz 03-14-2006 02:00 PM

Push it in with your tounge? :helpme :error :error Call BoyAlley to help? :helpme :error :error

GlydeGirl 03-14-2006 02:55 PM

Try lube... and relaxation!

Manowar 03-14-2006 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice
Man after all the toys and twinks you have had, I'm suprised that fucker just doesn't go up there like a ping pong ball into a basketball hoop :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

EdgeXXX 03-14-2006 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice
Man after all the toys and twinks you have had, I'm suprised that fucker just doesn't go up there like a ping pong ball into a basketball hoop :)


No, I think the problem he's having is getting it to STAY up there and not just fall back out. :1orglaugh

Ice 03-14-2006 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EdgeXXX
No, I think the problem he's having is getting it to STAY up there and not just fall back out. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You may be right... perhaps one of these to keep the little fella in there?

http://www.thistlemeadowwinery.com/images/cork.jpg

bangman 03-14-2006 04:05 PM

Rest the lubed pill on your lubed anus with two fingers, pushing ever so slightly. Now outlflex your sphincter, push the pill in slightly more, then in one quick motion slide the pill up and close your sphincter. Make sure it is a good inch or two up there and your body will do the work.
Lay down for 10 minutes, then you're good.

jakethedog 03-14-2006 04:17 PM

Taped to the end of a very large penis..???

volante 03-14-2006 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
Anybody have tips?

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks
him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite
serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal
passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain,
tells him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his behind.
The doctor then hands him a second dose and tells him to do the
same thing in six hours.

So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the
second suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach
himself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls his wife
over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on
his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine
home.

Suddenly the man screams, "DAMN!"

"What's the matter?" asks the wife. "Did I hurt you?"

"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor
did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders!"

Rochard 03-14-2006 04:38 PM

You must be really bored there Juicy!

tristan_D 03-14-2006 06:20 PM

use an air gun

u-Bob 03-14-2006 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jakethedog
Taped to the end of a very large penis..???

that should do the trick :)

Doctor T 03-14-2006 06:25 PM

Store it in the freezer first. That way it dosen't squish all over when you try to shove it up there.

PixeLs 03-14-2006 06:45 PM

No lube and with your eyes closed of course. :thumbsup

d_train 03-14-2006 08:20 PM

insert your fist with the suppository wrapped around it inside your ass. once inside, release the pill

Bob_cougar 03-14-2006 09:25 PM

tell yourself "relax, it wont hurt" while gently inserting the suppository in your hole


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